No fears there. Was just curious what it would take for the boys to wake up and take a look at themselves.

At this point,I doubt even a nuclear war would do it.

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject

Now one of these guys is Benny, and one of them is Humphrey.

Sadly one is me.

But which one is Jim ?

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject

Now that's funny

If men got pregnant

* There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

* Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.

* All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.

* Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.

* Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.

* They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

* Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.

* Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.

* They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

* Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.

* They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

* Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entrée.

What men say but really mean ...

* "I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

* "That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

* "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

* "It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

* "Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

* "It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

* "I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

* "We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

* "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

* "That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"

* "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

* "It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."

* "You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

* "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

* "I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."

* "What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"

* "She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."

* "I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

* "You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."

* "I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

* "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."

* "We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."

* "I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help

Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date...

with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack. That'll give you an excuse to cancel the date right then and there."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date...

with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack. That'll give you an excuse to cancel the date right then and there."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

UCLA STUDY

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject

Good 1 BB.

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

Assssssss to that.......

Your wish is my command

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

So you didnt see Submaniac showing off his bum here

Ow ow..poor sub!! If you read this Submaniac, im so sorry...couldnt resist!!

Takashi Kaneshiro???

howzabout TOSHIRO MIFUNE!!!

http://www.dvdjournal.com/reviewimgs/s/sevensamurai_imgs/sevensamurai_02.jpg

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

So you didnt see Submaniac showing off his bum here

Ow ow..poor sub!! If you read this Submaniac, im so sorry...couldnt resist!!

Actually, when i put my head to one side and ignored the map of the world burns - It looks ok. I presume he won't be having any Bobbit problems in the near future.

To help maintain a good figure & work off the excess calories from drinking too much beer, try the ultimate tool.

Pablo's quite cute.

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

So you didnt see Submaniac showing off his bum here

Ow ow..poor sub!! If you read this Submaniac, im so sorry...couldnt resist!!

Hmmm....you see I could share a story about someone else's bum.......hmmmm.....nah, but unfortunately I am a GENTLEMAN.

...And my ass is usually not as flabby as the photo. It's lighting...and swelling...yes swelling from the burn. My ass is usually shapely and gorgeous and all.

That's good to know.

Takashi Kaneshiro???

howzabout TOSHIRO MIFUNE!!!

http://www.dvdjournal.com/reviewimgs/s/sevensamurai_imgs/sevensamurai_02.jpg

I think you may have misunderstood the thread Tuts

It's not bums, it's red T-shirts you really want.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7922951/Women-prefer-a-man-in-red.html

Women prefer a man in red

Wearing red makes men more attractive to women, research claims.

By Richard Alleyne, Science Correspondent

Published: 6:10PM BST 02 Aug 2010

Women found men more appealing when they were either pictured wearing red or framed in red, compared with other colours, it found.

Red is known to increase the compatibility of women to men and has also been shown to enhance performance in sport.

“Red is typically thought of as a sexy colour for women only,” said Andrew Elliot, of the University of Rochester and University of Munich.

“Our findings suggest that the link between red and sex also applies to men.”

The finding is reported in the Journal of Experimental Psychology: General, published by the American Psychological Association.

Twenty-five men and 32 women briefly viewed a black-and-white photo of a man in a polo shirt, surrounded by a red or white background.

Using a nine-point scale, they answered three questions: “How attractive do you think this person is?” “How pleasant is this person to look at?” and “If I were to meet the person in this picture face to face, I would think he is attractive.”

Women who looked at a man surrounded by red or white rated the man surrounded by red a little over one point higher on a nine-point scale of attractiveness, a statistically significant bump.

It had no effect on men.

Another experiment featured a man in a colour photo, dressed in either a red or a green shirt.

A pool of 55 women rated the man in red as significantly more attractive – on average, nearly one point higher on the same nine-point scale.

They also thought he was more desirable, according to a second, five-item measure that asked viewers to rate the likelihood that they’d want to have sex with him.

Although red means different things in different cultures, the finding of women (but not men) drawn to men in red was consistent across countries.

Women in a follow-up study perceived men wearing red T-shirts to be significantly more likely to be high in status than men wearing blue T-shirts, in addition to the men in red seeming more generally and sexually attractive.

So come on chaps, get rid of those green anoraks and put on a Ferrari red bomber jacket

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

So you didnt see Submaniac showing off his bum here

Ow ow..poor sub!! If you read this Submaniac, im so sorry...couldnt resist!!

Hmmm....you see I could share a story about someone else's bum.......hmmmm.....nah, but unfortunately I am a GENTLEMAN.

...And my ass is usually not as flabby as the photo. It's lighting...and swelling...yes swelling from the burn. My ass is usually shapely and gorgeous and all.

Guess I should have made sub do a twirl so I could get a good look at his ass at dinner last night

Oh and these guys aren't too shabby either.

but ofcourse hes not. talent and looks

how can I resist not replying.

but I will try to resist turning this thread into a footie one

(while there are some cute guys in football.....if I start posting pics of Paolo Maldini....I will have to guys all pointing fingers at me for being a footie fan just to look at men in shorts again. for the record - I think most footie guys are kinda ugly! with the few exceptions)

I suppose if you girls are going to have your way, you may as well look at a footballer from a decent team.

I give you Matt Jarvis of the mighty Wolverhampton Wanderers............

I suppose if you girls are going to have your way, you may as well look at a footballer from a decent team.

I give you Matt Jarvis of the mighty Wolverhampton Wanderers............

Ya gotta be takin the pi$$!.

When are we starting a nice male bum thread?

So you didnt see Submaniac showing off his bum here

Ow ow..poor sub!! If you read this Submaniac, im so sorry...couldnt resist!!

Hmmm....you see I could share a story about someone else's bum.......hmmmm.....nah, but unfortunately I am a GENTLEMAN.

...And my ass is usually not as flabby as the photo. It's lighting...and swelling...yes swelling from the burn. My ass is usually shapely and gorgeous and all.

I suppose if you girls are going to have your way, you may as well look at a footballer from a decent team.

I give you Matt Jarvis of the mighty Wolverhampton Wanderers............

Ya gotta be takin the pi$!.

If he was you'd see the bubbles............

Look if I didn't post our Matt, you'd get Migsy posting bloody Arsenal players !!!!

Now that's sick................

I suppose if you girls are going to have your way, you may as well look at a footballer from a decent team.

I give you Matt Jarvis of the mighty Wolverhampton Wanderers............

Ya gotta be takin the pi$$!.

Wotta scrawny runt, find a MAN, not a fag.