The Ashes

[Siam_superfly]

Who will it be....The Man of the series.....I should have listed the whole Australian squad....as all are a chance.....

[soi lurker]

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

[lampard10]

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

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He's got a great chance.................................but who's this Glen McGarth of Supermouths?

In fact I feel a bit sorry for Glen McGrath. All that work and his name isn't even on the list. Mind you Mcgarth's got three votes. Shows you how much this lot know about cricket.

Edited July 23, 2005 by lampard10

[lampard10]

Who will it be....The Man of the series.....I should have listed the whole Australian squad....as all are a chance.....

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You are so right ..........all are a chance. Another hole you dug yourself Supermouth.

I think some of the English team ARE IN WITH A CHANCE too.

[Old Croc]

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

He's got a great chance.................................but who's this Glen McGarth of Supermouths?

[lampard10]

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

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He's got a great chance.................................but who's this Glen McGarth of Supermouths?

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See I was right. You lot know &lt;deleted&gt; all about the game. Just look at pictures.

[Siam_superfly]

Supermouth.

I think some of the English team ARE IN WITH A CHANCE too.  

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yes some of the Englsih team will be in with a chance......

and the catergory.....

Best dropped catch.....

Lowest individual batting total for the series.....

The Pro Fart and Lampard best miss field award....

Best dropped catch at the most match critical moment.....

Lampard....the English team will be walk up starters for these awards....

[Siam_superfly]

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

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He's got a great chance.................................but who's this Glen McGarth of Supermouths?

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Are u blind Lampard.....

[stumonster]

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

yes - the best bowler in the world

yes some of the Englsih team will be in with a chance......

and the catergory.....

Best dropped catch.....

Lowest individual batting total for the series.....

The Pro Fart and Lampard best miss field award....

Best dropped catch at the most match critical moment.....

Edited July 24, 2005 by stumonster

[Siam_superfly]

Man of the match for the First Test.... Glenn McGarth......

oh ah Glenn McGarth..say oh ah Glenn McGarth... ( sing it Lampard )

[Pink Mist]

lets keep this topic alive, so far Oz 1 zip, but thursday we start again

[lampard10]

lets keep this topic alive, so far Oz 1 zip, but thursday we start again

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Well you lot certainly will; lets hope we can keep up with you this time. It's been very quiet though hasn't it Bloncs. Maybe everyones consulting their scriptwriters. And Supermouth's gazing into his rubber ball.

[ozzydom]

lets keep this topic alive, so far Oz 1 zip, but thursday we start again

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Well you lot certainly will; lets hope we can keep up with you this time. It's been very quiet though hasn't it Bloncs. Maybe everyones consulting their scriptwriters. And Supermouth's gazing into his rubber ball.

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Unlike the Brits, Aussies are not into sinking the slipper in while our opponent is on the floor Lamps. After the Poms capitulation in the first Test,we thought we,d let you get your wind back before we start hammering you lot again on the 4th.

[soi lurker]

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Unlike the Brits, Aussies are not into sinking the slipper in while our opponent is on the floor Lamps. After the Poms capitulation in the first Test,we thought we,d let you get your wind back before we start hammering you lot again on the 4th.

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Here here, us aussies are all on the same page........

[lampard10]

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Unlike the Brits, Aussies are not into sinking the slipper in while our opponent is on the floor Lamps. After the Poms capitulation in the first Test,we thought we,d let you get your wind back before we start hammering you lot again on the 4th.

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Here here, us aussies are all on the same page........

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I know! That pair of &lt;deleted&gt; James Cook and Abel Tasman have got a &lt;deleted&gt; lot to answer for.

[Pink Mist]

Maybe you guys should invent a game that you could win

[lampard10]

Maybe you guys should invent a game that you could win

   

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We did; it's called 'Conquer the World' but like the old adage about the boy that wanted his ball back, too many people wanted their countries back.

Mind you a couple of the big boys had the right idea. They just told the natives to &lt;deleted&gt; off when they complained.

[ozzydom]

Maybe you guys should invent a game that you could win

   

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They do Bronc, but we keep beating them quicker than the poms can invent them,poor buggars even lost at bog swimming

[lampard10]

[buggars even lost at bog swimming

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Of course we did! You lot had a head start, after all most Ozzies evolved from bog trotters.

[Pink Mist]

you blokes are still the undefeated soap dodgers of the world.

Q. how do you get 50 poms into a mini minor?

A. throw 1 satang in

Q. how do you get them out????

A. throw in a cake of soap

[ozzydom]

you blokes are still the undefeated soap dodgers of the world.

Q. how do you get 50 poms into a mini minor?

A.  throw 1 satang in

Q. how do you get them out????

A. throw in a cake of soap

   

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[350torana]

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Unlike the Brits, Aussies are not into sinking the slipper in while our opponent is on the floor Lamps. After the Poms capitulation in the first Test,we thought we,d let you get your wind back before we start hammering you lot again on the 4th.

Here here, us aussies are all on the same page........

I know! That pair of &lt;deleted&gt; James Cook and Abel Tasman have got a &lt;deleted&gt; lot to answer for.

[Tolley]

We all know the Poms are good at one sport and one sport only.

Yep, they are world class A grade WHINGERS

[lampard10]

We all know the Poms are good at one sport and one sport only.

Yep, they are world class A grade WHINGERS

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Also that's probably the only thing the Aussies taught us

[Pink Mist]

We all know the Poms are good at one sport and one sport only.

Yep, they are world class A grade WHINGERS

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Also that's probably the only thing the Aussies taught us

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an OZ taught a pom

[lampard10]

We all know the Poms are good at one sport and one sport only.

Yep, they are world class A grade WHINGERS

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Also that's probably the only thing the Aussies taught us

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an OZ taught a pom

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There is one thing we taught you and you don't seem to up to our standard yet; DRINKING

[Old Croc]

We all know the Poms are good at one sport and one sport only.

Yep, they are world class A grade WHINGERS

Also that's probably the only thing the Aussies taught us

an OZ taught a pom

There is one thing we taught you and you don't seem to up to our standard yet; DRINKING

As far as drinking goes Lampy the only thing you beat me at is you own a pub. But I'm capable of turning you into a rich man.

Edited August 3, 2005 by Old Croc

[lampard10]

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As far as drinking goes Lampy the only thing you beat me at  is you own a pub.  But I'm capable of turning you into a rich man.

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Old Croc: COMEON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tolley]

It being test match day today ....something for the English...

Q. What does Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

> > >> >> A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

> > >> >> Q. What is the height of optimism?

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> > >> >> A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

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> > >> >> Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next

>ball

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> > >> >> always takes a wicket?

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> > >> >> A. A bat.

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> > >> >> Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

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> > >> >> A. An allrounder.

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> > >> >> Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint

> > >>Jones

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> > >> >> over the rest of their team-mates?

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> > >> >> A. At least they can say they're not really English.

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> > >> >> Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

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> > >> >> A. Three runs in three balls.

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> > >> >> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

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> > >> >> A. A bowler.

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> > >> >> Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English

> > >> >> batsmen?

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> > >> >> A. The walk back to the pavilion.

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> > >> >> Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?

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> > >> >> A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

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> > >> >> Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?

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> > >> >> A. Because he was born in England.

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> > >> >> Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?

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> > >> >> A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

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> > >> >> Q. What's the English version of LBW?

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> > >> >> A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

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> > >> >> Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English

> > >>team?

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> > >> >> A. The person who ironed the cricket whites

[lampard10]

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

A. An allrounder.

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Made me chuckle.