Listen pal, two wold war wins mean we don't have to stick up their dam_n wallpaper..................

Listen pal, two wold war wins mean we don't have to stick up their dam_n wallpaper..................

Oh, ok ........ Scatter cushions, bean bags and a bong then.

Listen pal, two wold war wins mean we don't have to stick up their dam_n wallpaper..................

Oh, ok ........ Scatter cushions, bean bags and a bong then.

Now you're talking !!! ..........................................(And one of them furry purple lights that looks all fuzzy)

Listen pal, two wold war wins mean we don't have to stick up their dam_n wallpaper..................

Oh, ok ........ Scatter cushions, bean bags and a bong then.

Now you're talking !!! ..........................................(And one of them furry purple lights that looks all fuzzy)

It only turns purple, fuzzy and furry AFTER you've tried the bong. Normally it's like any other light... pottery, brass fittings and a lamp shade.

Scented candles - I bought some really groovy ones that change colour.

They are called Mood Candles.

Smell nice too.

Shall get a stock in for next Xmas!!!

Hessian wallpaper - forget it. Cat claws love it and afterwards looks like spaghetti. ish.

Pssssssssssssssssst ............................(We forgot to add a cat flap and litter box)

Don't worry shall bring my own.

Along with my poster of Ian!!

Listen pal, two wold war wins mean we don't have to stick up their dam_n wallpaper..................

Silly Billy...if it's made of hessian, then it's not paper, is it?

Pssssssssssssssssst ............................(We forgot to add a cat flap and litter box)

Pussy flap and litter box?......hmmmmm.

Don't worry shall bring my own.

Along with my poster of Ian!!

Patsy's door..... ooooops sowwy...... he he

I never get angry...I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I would believe a lover of small furry creatures, elsewise the statement is ludicrious (is dat a word?)

I never get angry...I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I would believe a lover of small furry creatures, elsewise the statement is ludicrious (is dat a word?)

You're talking about beavers, of course.

No, it's not a word.

I never get angry...I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I would believe a lover of small furry creatures, elsewise the statement is ludicrious (is dat a word?)

You're talking about beavers, of course.

No, it's not a word.

more mamals....................(snigger)

I never get angry...I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I would believe a lover of small furry creatures, elsewise the statement is ludicrious (is dat a word?)

You're talking about beavers, of course.

No, it's not a word.

more mamals....................(snigger)

To simply admit I made a typo would be "a lost course ".

Of course, a typo is an innocent mistake, unlike a malapropic mistake, which is just plain ignorance.

I do not want to subscribe to a lost cause...therefore I will say no more.

(snigger snigger )

(snigger snigger )

sracist

(snigger snigger )

sracist

dam_n I wish I'd said that

I would believe a lover of small furry creatures, elsewise the statement is ludicrious (is dat a word?)

You're talking about beavers, of course.

No, it's not a word.

more mamals....................(snigger)

To simply admit I made a typo would be "a lost course ".

Of course, a typo is an innocent mistake, unlike a malapropic mistake, which is just plain ignorance.

I do not want to subscribe to a lost cause...therefore I will say no more.

It was the Ignoramus I enjoyed ( after the typo snig snig........a decisive sracist )

(snigger snigger )

sracist

I'm allowed to say snigger because my dad is sbrown.

(snigger snigger )

sracist

I'm allowed to say snigger because my dad is sbrown.

You gotz curly hair.

Is "fuzzy wuzzy"... rashist?

Only if you play football.

Well I don't think much of this free shelter. Beer? Snacks? Girls?

You'd be lucky to get a cup of water and a caraway seed.

It's been taken over by the people we were trying to shelter form, they've eaten and drank everything in sight.

It's been taken over by the people we were trying to shelter form, they've eaten and drank everything in sight.

You call 2 or 3 posts a take-over?

Sir, your aged experience and wisdom belies your naivete.

It's been taken over by the people we were trying to shelter form, they've eaten and drank everything in sight.

Its not the normal type of 'shelter' that you are use to tho, is it?

There are no normal types of shelters, in the natural order of things they are not required.

Hence the need for one here.

i always thought the types of places you guys are talking about were better know as retirement or OAP homes.

i will chuck in a few of my grandfathers old bedpans if things are looking that bleak.