Aussies

[marcmcmillan]

Q - Why wasn't jesus born in Australia .....................?

A - Because they couldn't find a virgin or 3 wise men

[Pink Mist]

fcken sheep rooters allways plagerising joke putting Aussie in as the topic.

said b4 most balanced race of people in the world the "south pacific poms" have chups on both shoulders.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Give credit where it's due Bronco, they unvintid velcro gloves dudn't they ?

[Rigger]

I no this bloke and he is just pissed with us aussies because they wouldn,t give him australain resedence due to the fact he is only 4 foot 9 and we didn,t want to f### up the good australian blood lines with pigme sheep so he moved to thailand instead in the hope that people will stop asking him if he has lost his mum. Hey mark guess WHO

Rigger

[brencoff]

Don't mind him marc. It was a real good joke. Genuine aussies can laugh at themselves.

[Pink Mist]

Change their names to "south pacific soap dodgers" he he he.

Why do seagulls fly upside down over sheep rooter land, see if you cun fugger thit ot cuzzie.

[maerim]

Genuine aussies can laugh at themselves.

Well they have plenty of company.

[Pink Mist]

maerim you sound like a good bloke you do have a laugh

regards

[maerim]

Life's too short to do anything else.

If we ever meet up and it's not bathnight make sure you sit upwind of me.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

We'll make it a Saturday night post ablutions.

[Pink Mist]

You heard the one about the Pom and the Aussie going int Big C to buy some jocks.

The Aussie counts out 7 pairs, the Pom asks "why 7?". "One for each day of the week" he replies.

The Pom counts out 12, the Aussie is baffled and asks "why 12?"

"january, february....................

[HAPPYNUFF]

We all know that the population of sheep in New Zealand exceeds the human population, but its not really  fair that a man cant take his wife to the football, just because she want to jump over the fence and eat the grass.