The last time I was offered "Full service" it was the most bizzarre experience.

Like this................

What happens when she offers a blow job? I could only imagine...

The last time I was offered "Full service" it was the most bizzarre experience.

Like this................

What happens when she offers a blow job? I could only imagine...

You didn't watch it all the way to the end then.

You are so mean!!!

I learned that Kiefer Sutherland is Canadian. Always assumed he was a Yank.

I learned that Kiefer Sutherland is Canadian. Always assumed he was a Yank.

Sorry, everybody knew that.

I realised that tomorrow i am going to be evicted from my flat because the bitch of a landlady wants more money...

Wish me luck..

And that our fried Carlos makes good musac...

Now. where is that wee blue button,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGYaP8lCBY

I learned that Kiefer Sutherland is Canadian. Always assumed he was a Yank.

Sorry, everybody knew that.

Patsy. The threads called " Things you learned today" not " Things everybody knows apart from yourself"

Who's Kiefer Sunderland?

And that our fried Carlos makes good musac...

Fried Carlos makes good Tapas.

Who's Kiefer Sunderland?

He's that actor.....but more to the point, what's a Canadian?

I learned that Kiefer Sutherland is Canadian. Always assumed he was a Yank.

Sorry, everybody knew that.

I realised that tomorrow i am going to be evicted from my flat because the bitch of a landlady wants more money...

Wish me luck..

Sorry to hear about your flat situation Patsy. You could always take a leaf out of the book of Roy Munson in "Kingpin".

Who's Kiefer Sunderland?

He's that actor.....but more to the point, what's a Canadian?

What's a ?? ... what?? (where's that head-scratching emoticon?)

Ohhh, now I remember. It's that very cold place that you can reach by going through Montana and similar parts of the US< where all these military nuts hang out. When you get there, if you haven't been shot yet, you'll be allowed to stay if you burn your draft card. Then you'll be asked if you want employment in cut-price Hollywood movies (especially as you come from New Zealand), or offered a passport to Quebec.

All done with a smile, because that's the best way to stop your teeth chattering as your balls quietly freeze.

I learned that there is something about boxing movies when we were watching The Fighting last night and she jumped me twice before the movie was over...

Well, it wasn't just today I learned something. It was more like two days ago that I was reminded that I should ALWAYS BRING SUN SCREEN ON A MOTORCYCLE ROAD TRIP! My nose looks like a boiled lobster.

Well, it wasn't just today I learned something. It was more like two days ago that I was reminded that I should ALWAYS BRING SUN SCREEN ON A MOTORCYCLE ROAD TRIP! My nose looks like a boiled lobster.

That's right, blame the sun, not the wine.

Swindon bottom of the league

One is not amused

Swindon bottom of the league

One is not amused

i was born in swidon

Swindon bottom of the league

One is not amused

i was born in swidon

Where's swidon ? ( bet it's full of Harky's mamels)

Swindon bottom of the league

One is not amused

i was born in swidon

Where's swidon ? ( bet it's full of Harky's mamels)

Between Nearway and Funland.

Full of alcoholic Skindinavians.

Swindon bottom of the league

One is not amused

i was born in swidon

Where's swidon ? ( bet it's full of Harky's mamels)

just daily mail readers

Swindon bottom of the league

One is not amused

i was born in swidon

Where's swidon ? ( bet it's full of Harky's mamels)

I don't have any mamels. I don't even know what they are.....are they somethiing like a camel?

Mother camels

A supernova lasts for only a few seconds.

Literally, not relatively.

A supernova lasts for only a few seconds.

Literally, not relatively.

Literally from our perspective. Relatively, it may be a fraction of a second.

A supernova lasts for only a few seconds.

Literally, not relatively.

Not a lot of people know that Mooners, and I for one watched at least two episodes of " The Sky at Night "............. ( never mind Harky, he's got the hump )

I just watched "Invictus" and learned that soccer is a gentleman's game played by hooligans and rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen.

A supernova lasts for only a few seconds.

Literally, not relatively.

Not a lot of people know that Mooners, and I for one watched at least two episodes of " The Sky at Night "............. ( never mind Harky, he's got the hump )

Relativity Sui, relativity.

Time slows down in space because of distance from a gravitational source. A supernova has immense gravity therefore, relative to us a fraction of a second on a supervova will be a few seconds here.

I think.

I don't have a hump....you're thinking of that mother camel again.

I have learned that regardless of helpful advice offered when requested that some people will just ignore it and prefer to sit on their hands and bitch and moan. Most annoying

A supernova lasts for only a few seconds.

Literally, not relatively.

Not a lot of people know that Mooners, and I for one watched at least two episodes of " The Sky at Night "............. ( never mind Harky, he's got the hump )

Relativity Sui, relativity.

Time slows down in space because of distance from a gravitational source. A supernova has immense gravity therefore, relative to us a fraction of a second on a supervova will be a few seconds here.

I think.

According to those nice people at Rolex, time in space can be measured by one of their ridiculously expensive watches and everybody knows according to Oasis a Supernova is made of champagne, hence your totally elitist post has no doubt upset Mooners who is a man of the people............You should be ashamed