Car-vorting around ... randy bull elephant mistakes car for mate

THIS horny Dumbo mounted a car he mistook for a mate leaving the passengers inside with a jumbo-sized problem.

The randy elephant got on with the tusk and went bumper to bumper with the saloon car before tyring of the chase and rolling the vehicle on to its back into the bushes.

Irishman John Somer and terrified friend Carina Lowers were driving the Volkswagen Passat through the Pilanesberg Game Reserve in South Africa when they came across the five-ton bull, called Amarula.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3433645/Elephant-has-sex-with-a-car.html

Was it the first date ?

Quote from elephant

"I did not have sex with that car."

And he was right, the reporter wrong. No penetration.

Edit: But on the other hand, the car looks pretty well f***ked.

i bet you were relieved boater, remember last year when it was you & the elephant......but no car involved?

i bet you were relieved boater, remember last year when it was you & the elephant......but no car involved?

i thought it was a whale ?

i bet you were relieved boater, remember last year when it was you & the elephant......but no car involved?

i thought it was a whale ?

You actually said you " had a whale of a time" with the elephant..........

i bet you were relieved boater, remember last year when it was you & the elephant......but no car involved?

i thought it was a whale ?

You actually said you " had a whale of a time" with the elephant..........

i must have been ' barking ' mad at the time

i bet you were relieved boater, remember last year when it was you & the elephant......but no car involved?

i thought it was a whale ?

You actually said you " had a whale of a time" with the elephant..........

i must have been ' barking ' mad at the time

Not many hefferlumps in Essex. You were lucky.

Horny or drunken elephants do some pretty strange things, and there's not a darn thing you can do about it. Their "equipment" is pretty impressive.

Thats not an elephant, its Ian in a elephant suit

Thats not an elephant, its Ian in a elephant suit

And the one pretending not to enjoy it, is Boats !!!

Thats not an elephant, its Ian in a elephant suit

And the one pretending not to enjoy it, is Boats !!!

i bet you were relieved boater, remember last year when it was you & the elephant......but no car involved?

i thought it was a whale ?

You actually said you " had a whale of a time" with the elephant..........

I actually missed this before somehow, ur a very funny lady suiging.