really, all of us. how acomplished that your "friend" should be so knowledgable about the whole western female populace. nice friend you have there. speaks volumes

Well, lets see, there's about 415 million in Europe, another 150 million or so in the US, With Canada, Australia and New Zealand throwing in about another 27-30 million, giving us a grand total of nearly 600 million. And we all are EXACTLY THE SAME and we ALL SMELL BAD. Wow. Stander's "friend" is a genius for figuring that out. I am impressed.

You hav missed pop count in us-close to 300, dont know Canada

really, all of us. how acomplished that your "friend" should be so knowledgable about the whole western female populace. nice friend you have there. speaks volumes

Well, lets see, there's about 415 million in Europe, another 150 million or so in the US, With Canada, Australia and New Zealand throwing in about another 27-30 million, giving us a grand total of nearly 600 million. And we all are EXACTLY THE SAME and we ALL SMELL BAD. Wow. Stander's "friend" is a genius for figuring that out. I am impressed.

You hav missed pop count in us-close to 300, dont know Canada

Counting just the women, cheers mumbojumbo. US population is 300 million and we can guess that roughly half of that are women etc etc.

really, all of us. how acomplished that your "friend" should be so knowledgable about the whole western female populace. nice friend you have there. speaks volumes

Well, lets see, there's about 415 million in Europe, another 150 million or so in the US, With Canada, Australia and New Zealand throwing in about another 27-30 million, giving us a grand total of nearly 600 million. And we all are EXACTLY THE SAME and we ALL SMELL BAD. Wow. Stander's "friend" is a genius for figuring that out. I am impressed.

You hav missed pop count in us-close to 300, dont know Canada

Counting just the women, cheers mumbojumbo. US population is 300 million and we can guess that roughly half of that are women etc etc.

But for the record, I have slept with all 600 million. And I found I don't like them..... and they smell bad.

I knew they smelt bad by the 500 millionath but I figured since I had gone that far I might as well keep going 'til the bitter, copulatory end.

...I'm not keen on sticking in all the East European lasses as SBK probably has done. They don't smell the same. There is a subtle difference... a fragrance very much alike a wheelbarrow in Autumn. You really have to give it a try. An initial spoonful to swill around and then a quick gulp. I think the fungal infestations are more exotic.

Standers friend musta bin the blind man.

Remember, the one who remarked as he walked past the fish shop.

..............................."Good day, madam,"

After Eve had "known" Adam, she went down to the river to wash herself. God saw her, slapped his forehead in frustration and muttered, "Now I'll never get the smell off those fish!"

Standers friend musta bin the blind man.

Remember, the one who remarked as he walked past the fish shop.

..............................."Good day, madam,"

After Eve had "known" Adam, she went down to the river to wash herself. God saw her, slapped his forehead in frustration and muttered, "Now I'll never get the smell off those fish!"

never stop learning in bedders.........................caw !!!

I'm starting to wish this thread HAD been about Doris Day in "Calamity Jane".

...me too

How about Shirley McLaine in "Two Mules For Sister Sara"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CACxMSmyl0

I wonder what us kids smelled like when Mum used to round us up every Sunday night and bath us whether we needed it or not.

Used to get a good scrub in the kitchen sink other nights though.

Every Sunday?? Cor!

Used to get a bath in October, sewn into red flannel for the winter, unpicked and given a bath again at the end of March.

(Except 1947 - there was still snow on the ground in Hertfordshire in June that year)

Where's Bernard Miles when I need him?

thought id back it up with a couple of photos.

Nice collage of photos there eek!

tank q!

Nice piccies Eek!!

For whoever up there in the thread.

I do not smell. Perhaps your own body odour takes over when you accuse people of smelling.

At the moment I am using a shower gel called Pink Roses, twice a day. When I take a bubble bath I use bubbles called "Relaxant". I lie in my bath and wallow.

I am also rather partial to Johnson's baby powder - just love the smell and the memories of my childhood which comes with the scent.

I remove excess hair regularly, but i would never sit in an open space and pluck my underarm hairs out. Find that a bit odd.

What do you guys do about your excess hair ie on your backs, or what pokes out of your speedos??!!

Nice piccies Eek!!

For whoever up there in the thread.

I do not smell. Perhaps your own body odour takes over when you accuse people of smelling.

At the moment I am using a shower gel called Pink Roses, twice a day. When I take a bubble bath I use bubbles called "Relaxant". I lie in my bath and wallow.

I am also rather partial to Johnson's baby powder - just love the smell and the memories of my childhood which comes with the scent.

I remove excess hair regularly, but i would never sit in an open space and pluck my underarm hairs out. Find that a bit odd.

What do you guys do about your excess hair ie on your backs, or what pokes out of your speedos??!!

I have no hair at all on my back or shoulders.

It's the stuff on the palm of your hands that's the worry.............

Nice piccies Eek!!

For whoever up there in the thread.

I do not smell. Perhaps your own body odour takes over when you accuse people of smelling.

At the moment I am using a shower gel called Pink Roses, twice a day. When I take a bubble bath I use bubbles called "Relaxant". I lie in my bath and wallow.

I am also rather partial to Johnson's baby powder - just love the smell and the memories of my childhood which comes with the scent.

I remove excess hair regularly, but i would never sit in an open space and pluck my underarm hairs out. Find that a bit odd.

What do you guys do about your excess hair ie on your backs, or what pokes out of your speedos??!!

I don't have any hair on my back. I have a barbers electric clippers that I use to trim the hair on my chest and spedo area. I don't shave it all off just a close trim. Actually I would like the barber to do it but I have never seen him doing any Thai guys so I haven't asked. I go to a real old fashioned barber shop with a Thai man 60 or so and his son. They have racy calenders on the wall and sports magazines on the table, all in Thai. I watch the old guy remove ear wax with all sorts of sharp implements and a light for heat. It is a complicated process and looks dangerous.

They use a new razor blade for every customer but the blades aren't that sharp and don't shave as comfortable as a Gillette. I would like to get a shave and hair trim every day as it is quite reasonable, 60 baht for the haircut and 40 baht for the shave but the shave hurts too much.

I used to think Thai men all had black hair even when they got old but sitting in the barber shop I see a lot of Thai guys getting hair dyed black.

Yes its true, mark, many older Thai men dye their hair. So do the ladies. Its always odd to see this really elderly face with jet black hair.

And I've been to the barber with the hubby, he refuses the ear implement, I agree, it looks a tad freaky.

Yes its true, mark, many older Thai men dye their hair. So do the ladies. Its always odd to see this really elderly face with jet black hair.

And I've been to the barber with the hubby, he refuses the ear implement, I agree, it looks a tad freaky.

Same with the Chinese, they just love black hair

Yes its true, mark, many older Thai men dye their hair. So do the ladies. Its always odd to see this really elderly face with jet black hair.

And I've been to the barber with the hubby, he refuses the ear implement, I agree, it looks a tad freaky.

Same with the Chinese, they just love black hair

My Indian friends buy henna by the gallon...LOL

Black as, hair, all the time.

Not just Chinese, SE Asians and Indians.

My former boss, a German, visited the barber fairly regularly for a hair-dye job. Just not quite frequently enough (Tutsi knows who I mean).

And the Owner's consultant does the same. (Tutsi knows him, too).

They just don't do it frequently enough, so every couple of weeks there's a field of grey roots, topped by a dark brown/black mess of wavy hair.

Me, I just cut it all short - wash it thoroughly.

I have noticed that the hair from my waist up has turned grey but the hair from my waist down has not turned grey. Odd? Just me? Or is this a universal phenomenon?

Not just Chinese, SE Asians and Indians.

My former boss, a German, visited the barber fairly regularly for a hair-dye job. Just not quite frequently enough (Tutsi knows who I mean).

And the Owner's consultant does the same. (Tutsi knows him, too).

They just don't do it frequently enough, so every couple of weeks there's a field of grey roots, topped by a dark brown/black mess of wavy hair.

Me, I just cut it all short - wash it thoroughly.

I started going grey quite early, and thining, and to counter it I have for the last 20 years sported a #1 to lessen the effect. About 3 months ago, I decided "enough!" and I have resolved to never cut my hair again.

Now that it's about 5cm....it's does not appear to be so grey, or so thin.

One of my idols, Michio Kaku, is partly responsible for my decision to forego haircuts in the future.

dam_n thing is though, that I now have to buy shampoo and conditioner.

But I'm considering no shampoo or conditioner and going to dreadlocks.

Not just Chinese, SE Asians and Indians.

My former boss, a German, visited the barber fairly regularly for a hair-dye job. Just not quite frequently enough (Tutsi knows who I mean).

And the Owner's consultant does the same. (Tutsi knows him, too).

They just don't do it frequently enough, so every couple of weeks there's a field of grey roots, topped by a dark brown/black mess of wavy hair.

Me, I just cut it all short - wash it thoroughly.

I started going grey quite early, and thining, and to counter it I have for the last 20 years sported a #1 to lessen the effect. About 3 months ago, I decided "enough!" and I have resolved to never cut my hair again.

Now that it's about 5cm....it's does not appear to be so grey, or so thin.

One of my idols, Michio Kaku, is partly responsible for my decision to forego haircuts in the future.

dam_n thing is though, that I now have to buy shampoo and conditioner.

But I'm considering no shampoo or conditioner and going to dreadlocks.

Harky, this is gunna be great if ya Fijian genes have any influence.

My problems is I have............. HIV

Hair Is Vanishing.

I have noticed that the hair from my waist up has turned grey but the hair from my waist down has not turned grey. Odd? Just me? Or is this a universal phenomenon?

Hair on top started greying twenty years ago.

Hair down below has only recently started, and gets pulled out when seen.

Don't know about bum hair - never looked at it.

(Or am I giving out too much information?)

A friend found a fun photoshop place and has put my photo all over. Including the Vogue cover!!

He sent me "pics" of that photo on Times Square, in all sorts of museums. Great laugh!!

I know that it is not good to show photos of oneself - but most of you saw that one years ago!! I have aged...

edited by pats - good to have a laugh

A friend found a fun photoshop place and has put my photo all over. Including the Vogue cover!!

He sent me "pics" of that photo on Times Square, in all sorts of museums. Great laugh!!

I know that it is not good to show photos of oneself - but most of you saw that one years ago!! I have aged...

edited by pats - good to have a laugh

Excellent!!!

Actually, you look younger than that previous photo...very nice!

I'll try and find the Times Square one.

Hilarious!!

A friend found a fun photoshop place and has put my photo all over. Including the Vogue cover!!

He sent me "pics" of that photo on Times Square, in all sorts of museums. Great laugh!!

I know that it is not good to show photos of oneself - but most of you saw that one years ago!! I have aged...

edited by pats - good to have a laugh

Excellent!!!

Actually, you look younger than that previous photo...very nice!

What previous photo? That is the only one i know of.

A friend found a fun photoshop place and has put my photo all over. Including the Vogue cover!!

He sent me "pics" of that photo on Times Square, in all sorts of museums. Great laugh!!

I know that it is not good to show photos of oneself - but most of you saw that one years ago!! I have aged...

edited by pats - good to have a laugh

Excellent!!!

Actually, you look younger than that previous photo...very nice!

What previous photo? That is the only one i know of.

You posted a pic of yourself....sitting by a window if I recall, ciggie in hand.

I just seen this thread.

I like the western ladies

I have a very special thing for eek,sbk,boo,patsycat,harcourt,and moonrakers. YOU ALL JUST SO dam_n SWEET!

Notice i didnt even mention sbk's whip ........or moonrakers handcuffs