Bedlam V Pub Forum

Semper,

I will explain old chap that my fellow bedlamites have been rather slow in introducing you and putting you through the paces.....so typically fekking typical around here .

I should of known Uncle Ken would pick up the act though with the introduction of Nurse Diesel.

Semper, whilst you gain access to Bedlam at 500 posts, you must pay an administration fee & spend a night of passion with Nurse Diesel OR if shes unavailable her ladyboy friend........don't worry too much, it wont hurt......MUCH (& all bets are off if you don't get nurse diesel, as her ladyboy collegue, Nurse HUNGLIKEAHORSE is going to nail you good and proper.)

All payments to Uncle Ken, he knows where to send my cut & WELCOME!

So speaks the voice of experience.

Ohh dont worry earthquake boy, I got Nurse diesel, but I heard you got her ladyboy friends and she mentioned something about it being like a sausage being thrown down a hallway.....wot eva that meant