Nieghbors

[jdf1]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

[loong]

they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

Well they've certainly adapted to Thai Culture

You can do the same as you would in your own country.

Point out to them where they live and inform them that you'd prefer it if they stayed there. Obviously, try to be polite about it.

Just because you are a farang in Thailand, doesn't mean you have to get on with every other farang.

[cmsally]

Tell them you have contracted a highly contagious tropical diesease and they shouldn't come anywhere near you for their own safety.

[taxexile]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

this must be a cause of great concern to you , your privacy being invaded by an american from washington with a woody , your fridge emptied and your cigarettes smoked. to say nothing of your dear wife being the subject of lesbotic advances by a woman in her underwear.

but can you tell us more about the underwear please . is it see through ? is it crotchless ?

some of us need to know.

p.s. how old is your wife.?

[jackr]

Troll?

Simple, tell them to f*** off!

[jrincon17]

they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

Well they've certainly adapted to Thai Culture

You can do the same as you would in your own country.

Point out to them where they live and inform them that you'd prefer it if they stayed there. Obviously, try to be polite about it.

Just because you are a farang in Thailand, doesn't mean you have to get on with every other farang.

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###### people giving us americans a bad name . Tell them that you are kind of private people

[Nam Kao]

Sounds just like my Thai neighbors

[britmaveric]

Hmm seems you have no backbone - tell them to fk off.

[wolf5370]

Half fill a bottle of whisky with laxotives and LSD microdots on the cig filters and let them help themselves

[yeoldesage]

Why don't you introduce them to Thaivisa.com with particular attention to the Chiang Mai Forum, I'm sure then they'll get the message(s).

[craigt3365]

Next time they come over, grab a prescription bottle (filled with vitamins, but they won't know). Have you and your wife take a pill. Make a big show of it. When they ask, tell them it is your AIDS/HIV drug. Should get them to back off quickly!!!!!!!!! And if that does not work, tell them to backoff. I would be forward and direct. You don't like what they are doing. If none of these work, tell them to F***off!!!!!

[frankafey]

This has the makings of a good pilot for a new TV show.

[Thaipwriter]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon  their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

as so often posted, i think the phrase "grow a pair" applies to you Sir.

If you are akin to letting people roam around your home taking what they fancy then please let me know your room number as there are a few things I am running short of.

[chownah]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha

[SiamOne]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon  their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

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wake up and stop dreaming!!

get a life

[dr_Pat_Pong]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha

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absolutely

[DJ Moore]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

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Really it sounds so funny. I can picture you and your wife siting there, and first she comes in with just her panties heading right for the booze, looking real sexy............. then he follows walking in just in his briefs and a hard-on............LOL

It sounds like a porn I recently saw......... In that situation the host couple did in fact join there guess, all having a great time.

Maybe you should just give in.

After a while most likely they get tired of you, and your wife, and then you be rid of them.

Keep us informed............ DJM

[Thetyim]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon  their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

Don't worry, I will sort this out for you.

Chownah, STOP BOTHERING THE NEIGHBOURS

[Mighty Mouse]

I suppose you should be thankful that she wears underwear. Perhaps you would be kind enough to take a peek and tell me what size bra she wears.....and are her panties the edible type....if so, check out the flavour and get back to me. Thanks.

Oh...and as for him arriving at your place with a hard-on, are you by any chance playing the Star Spangled Banner on you stereo? If so, he is doing the patriotic thing and standing to attention.

You are probably overdue to go and visit them. Have your wife dress in her skin tight leather outfit with her thigh high black boots....and don't let her forget her whip, that's most important.

You should wear your strap on dildo and nothing else except a cheeky smile.

The joys of neighbourly love.

[Thetyim]

I'm not sure that I believe any of this story.

Can we have some pictures please.

Just of the wife will do

[sriracha john]

but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife

but can you tell us more about the underwear please . is it see through ? is it crotchless ?

I can picture you and your wife siting there, and first she comes in with just her panties heading right for the booze,  looking real sexy.............  then he follows walking in just in his briefs and a hard-on............LOL

Perhaps you would be kind enough to take a peek and tell me what size bra she wears.....and are her panties the edible type....if so, check out the flavour and get back to me. Thanks.

You should wear your strap on dildo and nothing else except a cheeky smile.

The joys of neighbourly love. 

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All over it Thetyim...

As a matter of fact, the OP just PM'd this photo he took after the last time his neighbors left the OP's house. Sorry to throw ice water on your anyone's own particular favorite fantasy.

[Khun Larry]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon  their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

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Could be worse. Could be Thais

[rio666uk]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon  their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

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#### its 07:24 UK time - Ive just got in to work in a bad mood but this has got to be one of the funniest posts ive seen for a while -

are you taking the p*ss?

if not - Id like to know what you and your wife are doing whilst your neighbors are looting yer fridge, knicking yer smokes and guzzling yer liquor...

in their undies..... and him with a boner!

[ThaiPauly]

My Wife and I are very sorry to have caused you this embarrasment, we won't come round again (anyway we don't like the brand of ciggies you smoke, and your'e booze is well below the strenghth we are used to, plus the fact my ife doesnt really fancy yours but there are not many farang women about to hit on this time of year so needs must when the devil drives.) Lucky you did not spot our fake accents I am a Brit and my Wife is Thai , but that whitening cream seems to working wonders.

Oh and one last thing, get a maid, and open some windows, your house reeks of stale smoke.

GOODBYE.

[TheAceFace]

Can not believe this post, you leave your door open for roaming neighbours to just walk in with next to nothing on and a lob on? Get real you weirdo.

How did they first introduce themselves to you?.......hi we have just moved from the US and was wondering if I can bum a cig and drink from you...and oh by the way we always walk round with nothing on and do you mind if we swap wifes for half n hour?

Seems to me you like them coming round despite your post....what does your wife reckon?

[SeaVisionBurma]

I'm not sure that I believe any of this story.

Can we have some pictures please.

Just of the wife will do

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Oh and one last thing, get a maid, and open some windows, your house reeks of stale smoke.

GOODBYE.

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I have hereby decided on a career change, I am now a counsellor on problems with naked, nicotine addicted, liquor-fuelled, problem neighbours.

Thetyim kindly PM the pictures of the OP's neighbours missus so I can study and send some advice. You can hold on to any shots of the yank with the woody (especially if it IS Thaipauly), I am more interested in the lusty lingerie-clad bi wife.

This is the best thread since Bud Zumwalt's adventures. I've fallen out of my chair several times already.

[RDN]

My Wife and I are very sorry to have caused you this embarrasment, we won't come round again (anyway we don't like the brand of ciggies you smoke, and your'e booze is well below the strenghth we are used to, plus the fact my ife doesnt really fancy yours but there are not many farang women about to hit on this time of year so needs must when the devil drives.) Lucky you did not spot our fake accents I am a Brit and my Wife is Thai , but that whitening cream seems to working wonders.

Oh and one last thing, get a maid, and open some windows, your house reeks of stale smoke.

GOODBYE.

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Da.mn - you beat me to it.

[sriracha john]

kindly PM the pictures of the OP's neighbours missus so I can study

I am more interested in the lusty lingerie-clad bi wife.

Refer to photo posted previously.... and uhmmm...

good luck, I hope you have a fork-lift for her...

[SeaVisionBurma]

Refer to photo posted previously.... and uhmmm...

good luck, I hope you have a fork-lift for her... 

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ha! I am not easily fooled!! In your pic, that woman is not wearing any underwear!! Therefore it can't be her...

(my powers of logical deduction are simply mind-boggling, eh?? )

[Thetyim]

The mystery has been solved.

The offending neighbours have turned out to be none other than

our very own George and Bambina