Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings toward vehicles.

Edward Smith with one of his former partners

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

http://www.telegraph...-1000-cars.html

back to the dailymail and the sun i go .... at least the tits in the sun are on a women

back to the dailymail and the sun i go .... at least the tits in the sun are on a women

Crickey Boats, from comic to rag to right wing thunder, try a decent paper like the Morning Star

Do you mean to tell me that there was a motoring article that didn't mention Jeremy Clarkson. Don't believe it.

And Herbie - what's he doing with a pervvy? Shattered my respect for the gallant car.

Boater - how can you find such disgusting material in the Torygraph? Does smut follow you around?

(And no, I don't mean your dog called Smut)

It cant be as bad as the helicopter, heat seaking thingy that found a stuffed tiger.....