Well I never, who'd have thought it ? After reading of the shocking deaths in Germany, I was wondering if any on here had some tales of daring do they may have come across involving a cucumber ?

No disrespect to the deceased.....But if I was to relate my tale of derring do that involved a cucumber, I might be banned from this site for evermore.

dam_n the trap failed...............that was the whole idea !!!!!!!

You have to get up much earlier than that.

Errrr........... what?

I've always maintained that cucumber is the work of Satan, looks as though I was right!

So all the British holiday makers will have to give Spain a miss this year, or take a packed lunch.

And Italy is full of Tunisian and Libyan refugees.

Greece is bankrupt.

Where to go, where to go?

You could always pop over to France and have long (and loud) conversations about Waterloo and Trafalgar.

You could always pop over to France and have long (and loud) conversations about Waterloo and Trafalgar.

Indeed. The French always have had a fascination about the British transport system...Bless them

You could always pop over to France and have long (and loud) conversations about Waterloo and Trafalgar.

Sorry, no.

France is for driving through, not stopping for a chat.