Taking The Piss?

[baht&sold]

Well, after that explanation Bambina, I really have piss all to add

[deus ex machina]

and it is not even a distant relative thrice removed of..... ladies look away now please.....

piss flaps n.

1. Labia; beef curtains. 2. interj. Exclamation of disappointment. As in "Oh piss-flaps! I never win the Lottery!"

all definitions courtesy of Rogers Profanisaurus.

one of the funniest books in print.

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.................or " piss flaps like saddlebags " if you are of an equestrian bent. If not, then perhaps a piece of steeplejack imagery might fit the bill as in " piss flaps like a roof tiler's nail bag " although the labial aspect could be substituted by " tits". its more common usage.

[BambinA]

Well, after that explanation Bambina, I really have piss all to add 

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pisssss to meet you B 'n S

another PISS meaning

Piss = activity for TV member get pissup

example - The sin club we got PISS and see Shark!!

[SeaVisionBurma]

You wouldn't all be pissing in my pocket now, would you??

[BambinA]

You wouldn't all be pissing in my pocket now, would you??

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depends on you have Big ATM or not

if its big , i will pissssssssss you

[howler]

go piss up a rope

heres piss in your eye

He's full of piss and vinagar

[Totster]

Piss and Champagne..

Oops.. that was the name of a film I watched before..

totster

[BambinA]

Pissnow

somthing yellow from bilirubin on Frozen precipitation in the form of white or translucent hexagonal ice crystals that fall in soft, white flakes.

dont eat it !! might be salty ...

[Totster]

dont eat it !! might be  salty ...

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...Or taste like piss...!!

totster

[BambinA]

dont eat it !! might be  salty ...

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...Or taste like piss...!!

totster

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seem somebody tried it already !!

[Totster]

dont eat it !! might be  salty ...

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...Or taste like piss...!!

totster

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seem somebody tried it already !!

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Errmm... no.... my friend told me...

totster

[BambinA]

PISS = warm

example ..

Mr. A and Ms./Mrs. B take a Shower together... then Ms./Mrs.B ment ...aww .. i feel warm at my leg!!

Mr.A said .. oh thats Piss!!

Edited October 10, 2005 by BambinA

[BambinA]

Piss = sound

when we go to the loo and try to excrete from our Jr. organ ... we will hear sound like ... pissssssssssss....pisssssssssssssssssssssss

[Totster]

... pissssssssssss....pisssssssssssssssssssssss

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Sounds like a snake with a speech impediment...

totster

[taxexile]

" piss flaps like a roof tiler's nail bag "

are you sure you are not mixing your metaphors there

shouldnt it be

"nipples like a blind cobblers thumbs"

[andyfletch]

" piss flaps like a roof tiler's nail bag "

are you sure you are not mixing your metaphors there

shouldnt it be

"nipples like a blind cobblers thumbs"

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or even " piss flaps like a badly packed kebab", and " nipples like chapel hatpegs"

[Totster]

No... it's " nipples like scammel wheel nuts "...

totster

[lampard10]

[ piss flaps like saddlebags "

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My favourite:

" Piss flaps like Buccaneer bomb doors"

[Jai Dee]

Wait 'till the ladies wake up and start taking the piss out of describing male anatomy...

[Thaipwriter]

all definitions courtesy of Rogers Profanisaurus.

one of the funniest books in print.

Agreed

copped a right pisser: to recieve an electric shock and survive to tell the tale later.

[mrbojangles]

No... it's " nipples like scammel wheel nuts "...

totster 

Or "Nipples like John Wayne's Cigar Butts"

[TizMe]

Kate Moss and her nipples... Boys like them like that..

[jackr]

all definitions courtesy of Rogers Profanisaurus.

one of the funniest books in print.

Agreed

copped a right pisser: to recieve an electric shock and survive to tell the tale later.

Ahh, pissingh3ll, I wish you'd have posted that on page one to save me having to read through this pissing thread

Yep, I've had many a pisser as an electrician. Those were the days, but being a full time bum who gets pissed quite often is far more attractive.