You would KNOW the answer to the woodchuck question if you've ever studied woodchucks.

The answer is ... as much wood as woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Peter and his pecker is another story entirely.

Those philosophers with their long winded and oblique explanations. The mathematicians with their indecipherable theorems. I should have known. If you want to know how much wood a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood, ask a log scaler. I'll bet you spent many a night in those BC forests pondering on that.

tutsi has got all the answers but they shall never be revealed...unless, of course, I can barter with your 'soulsworth'

ye see...me and Chris Marlow and his devillish partner were drinkin' in a pub in London back in the 16th century...this was before he got involved with Will S. and his absurd pretensions to theatre...I helped a bit wid de sonnets...

'bare ruined choirs'? ...sheed, a buncha howling drunks and it was cold outside an' we had nowhere to sleep...then Chris got into a fight and oh, dear...

then Trotsky had a question when over drinks with absinthe in Paris and I said: 'that Stalin fellow don't like you too much...better think of a plan...'...and he said: 'then where to go?...we can't be drinkin' in cafes in Paris forever...'...then I said: 'howz about Mexico City?...there's good food over there and I got a friend Frida who can put you up for awhile in Coyoacan...'...old Leon, he was dubious...

What's in Baschi Slimming Coffee?

then Trotsky had a question when over drinks with absinthe in Paris and I said: 'that Stalin fellow don't like you too much...better think of a plan...'...and he said: 'then where to go?...we can't be drinkin' in cafes in Paris forever...'...then I said: 'howz about Mexico City?...there's good food over there and I got a friend Frida who can put you up for awhile in Coyoacan...'...old Leon, he was dubious...

The moral of this tale is... "Never take travel advice from Tutsi".

You would KNOW the answer to the woodchuck question if you've ever studied woodchucks.

The answer is ... as much wood as woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Peter and his pecker is another story entirely.

Those philosophers with their long winded and oblique explanations. The mathematicians with their indecipherable theorems. I should have known. If you want to know how much wood a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood, ask a log scaler. I'll bet you spent many a night in those BC forests pondering on that.

Tis true. This is me 50 years ago... Where did that time go?

And this is one log that any normal woodchuck would leave alone.. And that is back when I still had hair.

Is more than 3 shakes really a w@nk?

Is more than 3 shakes really a w@nk?

Three shakes (of a lamb's tail)? Back to dreaming of sheep, are we?

^^plenty of w@nks and shakes wid Uma Thurman, yuk, yuk, yuk...

http://www.quoteswor...by-uma-thurman/

tutsi: 'come over here babe...we's gonna have a tail shakin' party...'

then her husband Marcellus gets annoyed:

tutsi, although realizing that Marcellus' historical perspective may be flawed gets outta town fast...

I thought muslims did not eat pork....why do they own and operate a pig abattoir in our town then ??

I thought muslims did not eat pork....why do they own and operate a pig abattoir in our town then ??

Strange. Any contact with a pig is considered haram (unclean), so I doubt that these are muslims with any religious convictions.

Why does it always smell like fish ??

Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

google adsense-- google knows what you browse......

555 Does that mean that Pete gets pictures of sheep?

Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

google adsense-- google knows what you browse......

555 Does that mean that Pete gets pictures of sheep?

Amongst other things.

How does the wee guitar lick go , you know , the dum dum dum bit ?

lol

^Of course, the caption for photo #2 reads, 'For gawds sake leave me up here - I'm told that Pete's been looking for me and he's wearing his favourite pair of gumboots'...

Sowwy, pressed wrong button.

Why do some of the cleanest personal hygiene people in this world (namely Thais. A trait i love in fact), dont seem to mind litter strewn about in many places, such as natural beauty spots...?

^Of course, the caption for photo #2 reads, 'For gawds sake leave me up here - I'm told that Pete's been looking for me and he's wearing his favourite pair of gumboots'...

Look what they are claiming in West OZ now.

Mind you, DNA research reckons kiwi birds came from Godwannaland........ (How ya spell it?)

^Of course, the caption for photo #2 reads, 'For gawds sake leave me up here - I'm told that Pete's been looking for me and he's wearing his favourite pair of gumboots'...

Look what they are claiming in West OZ now.

Mind you, DNA research reckons kiwi birds came from Godwannaland........ (How ya spell it?)

That's a hummingbird that's swallowed a durian. I'd not stand too close, if I was you.

SC

^Of course, the caption for photo #2 reads, 'For gawds sake leave me up here - I'm told that Pete's been looking for me and he's wearing his favourite pair of gumboots'...

Look what they are claiming in West OZ now.

Mind you, DNA research reckons kiwi birds came from Godwannaland........ (How ya spell it?)

That camel looks more like a very small flightless bird that's got lost.

^Of course, the caption for photo #2 reads, 'For gawds sake leave me up here - I'm told that Pete's been looking for me and he's wearing his favourite pair of gumboots'...

Look what they are claiming in West OZ now.

Mind you, DNA research reckons kiwi birds came from Godwannaland........ (How ya spell it?)

That camel looks more like a very small flightless bird that's got lost.

I think its Analien

Well, Oz has now got most of NZ's citizens living there - seems the wildlife may be abandoning the land of the long white cloud as well...