Do you think that worms care if we call them worms?  Its not very flattering. Its best to keep the worker's moral up...maybe you should call him Fred the silk production specialist instead of Fred the silk worm.

Yes , your right . That was not very PC of us . I think fred is overworked and deserves benifits such as health care , credit union , pension and a national worms day .

WORMS.....it`s always the same......when you`ve got `em you want rid of `em.....and when you ain`t got `em you want `em

Hmm, not sure if you are joking...Anyway, I thought this was a prohibited business for 'farang'...

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The worm does the work. No wp needed.

Considered importing Mopani worms? Delicacy that should go down well in the north...

Wish someone would redesign that flag....

Do you think that worms care if we call them worms?  Its not very flattering. Its best to keep the worker's moral up...maybe you should call him Fred the silk production specialist instead of Fred the silk worm.

Yes , your right . That was not very PC of us . I think fred is overworked and deserves benifits such as health care , credit union , pension and a national worms day .

cor , you mob would be right at home on the board of nike .... we will see who is smiling when I unionise the worms - I am now faxing the agents of several hollywood stars to get together for a charity benefit to highlight the plight of the sweatshop labour you propose to use - we will see how your balance sheet handles maternity leave and holiday pay

Now, if I could get my worm to cross with a spider, can you imagine the end product this would produce? Silk handkerchiefs with the tensile strength of woven steel. Nobody will be able to sneeze through those and I could make a killing in the defense sector. The list goes on and on.

That's an interesting thought.

I breed fleas and train them for my flea circus.

If we crossed your worm with my acrobatic flea we could produce silk jumpers.

Considered importing Mopani worms? Delicacy that should go down well in the north... 

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Mopani worms. . . Mmmmm. Might be worth looking into. But do I import them alive or dead. And if I import them live, what do I feed them because they only eat Mopani leaves. But if I import them dead, it might upset my silk worm and he could stop producing and my whole project would fall to pieces. Oh no this is becoming too much for me to handle. This silk industry was not as easy as I thought. Now there are even people would wants to start a worm union. And what if we encounter any worm holes. Will that Hawkins fellow want to become involved.

I'm so worried, I'm so worried, worried, worried, worried. And what about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow?

I breed fleas and train them for my flea circus.

If we crossed your worm with my acrobatic flea we could produce silk jumpers.

It'll be a long job but go to wherever silk worms live and get another one (opposite sex), then let nature take it's course.

That's procurement and punishable by law. Geez, worm trafficking! Ain't humans have no morals?