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With the process of cleaning out the drawers ... this one was marked miscellaneous.

So for the next few posts, shots to all over the field.

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Once Thailand develops a deep love of Cricket, maybe they develop their own special bat designs within International Standards.

They even could produce a version of the Sponsors bat ... post-104736-0-52095900-1339794699_thumb.

Thai Visa Cricket ... diversifying the Economic base of Thailand

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Indeed, Thailand could manufacturer cricket bats, balls, pads, boxes, caps, whites, cucumber sandwiches, umpires' coats, wicketkeepers' gloves, cricket nets, bowling machines and scoreboards...

Anything else?...

Perhaps they could manufacture statistics.

Always come in handy in cricket, statistics do.

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Now with 27% more statistics

We cannot let them manufacture boxes though........specs substitution would lead to them being made of aluminium foil............................Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

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With the process of cleaning out the drawers ... this one was marked miscellaneous.

So for the next few posts, shots to all over the field.

post-104736-0-51846900-1339794505_thumb.

Once Thailand develops a deep love of Cricket, maybe they develop their own special bat designs within International Standards.

They even could produce a version of the Sponsors bat ... post-104736-0-52095900-1339794699_thumb.

Thai Visa Cricket ... diversifying the Economic base of Thailand

post-104736-0-97789700-1339794803_thumb.

Indeed, Thailand could manufacturer cricket bats, balls, pads, boxes, caps, whites, cucumber sandwiches, umpires' coats, wicketkeepers' gloves, cricket nets, bowling machines and scoreboards...

Anything else?...

Perhaps they could manufacture statistics.

Always come in handy in cricket, statistics do.

SC

TV Cricket

Now with 27% more statistics

Statistics re the driver of the Cheer Leaders bus.

(1) 2 knees

(2)

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With the process of cleaning out the drawers ... this one was marked miscellaneous.

So for the next few posts, shots to all over the field.

post-104736-0-51846900-1339794505_thumb.

Once Thailand develops a deep love of Cricket, maybe they develop their own special bat designs within International Standards.

They even could produce a version of the Sponsors bat ... post-104736-0-52095900-1339794699_thumb.

Thai Visa Cricket ... diversifying the Economic base of Thailand

post-104736-0-97789700-1339794803_thumb.

Indeed, Thailand could manufacturer cricket bats, balls, pads, boxes, caps, whites, cucumber sandwiches, umpires' coats, wicketkeepers' gloves, cricket nets, bowling machines and scoreboards...

Anything else?...

Must not forget the cricket paste for the cucumber sandwiches. Tired of making my own.

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With the process of cleaning out the drawers ... this one was marked miscellaneous.

So for the next few posts, shots to all over the field.

post-104736-0-51846900-1339794505_thumb.

Once Thailand develops a deep love of Cricket, maybe they develop their own special bat designs within International Standards.

They even could produce a version of the Sponsors bat ... post-104736-0-52095900-1339794699_thumb.

Thai Visa Cricket ... diversifying the Economic base of Thailand

post-104736-0-97789700-1339794803_thumb.

Indeed, Thailand could manufacturer cricket bats, balls, pads, boxes, caps, whites, cucumber sandwiches, umpires' coats, wicketkeepers' gloves, cricket nets, bowling machines and scoreboards...

Anything else?...

Perhaps they could manufacture statistics.

Always come in handy in cricket, statistics do.

SC

TV Cricket

Now with 27% more statistics

Statistics re the driver of the Cheer Leaders bus.

(1) 2 knees

(2)

You only need one statistic.

97% of people agree with that.

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http://www.watoday.c...0616-20gk9.html

we need one of these on the team.

No need. A quick scrub with wire brush and dettol does the trick.

Now, we need a volunteer scrubber.

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New cowboys were tough but wire brushes......that is tough.

Wont worry this team, Harry. It's as tough as nails.

So I guess we have to go out on the town and find a couple of scrubbers.

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

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Last year's winners - Kingussie

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Moment digressed ... hearty congratulations conveyed to Newtonmore.

How are their knees?

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

SC

Moment digressed ... hearty congratulations conveyed to Newtonmore.

How are their knees?

I think they're on their last legs, after last night.

SC

TV Cricket

The team with two knees

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

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Who are Newtonmore?

What is the MacTavish Cup?

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

SC

Moment digressed ... hearty congratulations conveyed to Newtonmore.

How are their knees?

I think they're on their last legs, after last night.

SC

TV Cricket

The team with two knees

I assume I am on my last legs too.

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

SC

Moment digressed ... hearty congratulations conveyed to Newtonmore.

How are their knees?

I think they're on their last legs, after last night.

SC

TV Cricket

The team with two knees

I assume I am on my last legs too.

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Daves London scrubbers probably are too.

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

SC

Who are Newtonmore?

What is the MacTavish Cup?

That's what the internet is for...

As a secondary use, as well as downloading porn...

SC

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Pushing the boundaries

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Moment digressed ... hearty congratulations conveyed to Newtonmore.

How are their knees?

I think they're on their last legs, after last night.

SC

TV Cricket

The team with two knees

I assume I am on my last legs too.

Daves London scrubbers probably are too.

Is Daves London Scrubbers another cricket team?

Will we be playing them soon?

SC

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I think they're on their last legs, after last night.

SC

TV Cricket

The team with two knees

I assume I am on my last legs too.

Daves London scrubbers probably are too.

Is Daves London Scrubbers another cricket team?

Will we be playing them soon?

SC

Probably...if you think you can get the Cheerleaders there on time.....biggrin.png

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

SC

Who are Newtonmore?

What is the MacTavish Cup?

That's what the internet is for...

As a secondary use, as well as downloading porn...

SC

TV Cricket

Pushing the boundaries

The latter is a tad tricky in Thailand...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

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Perhaps we could digress a moment to lend our hearty congratulations to Newtonmore as they draw their season to a close with triumph in the MacTavish Cup

post-60794-0-64741900-1339924052.jpg

Last year's winners - Kingussie

SC

Who are Newtonmore?

What is the MacTavish Cup?

That's what the internet is for...

As a secondary use, as well as downloading porn...

SC

TV Cricket

Pushing the boundaries

The latter is a tad tricky in Thailand...

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

Yep...another reason why "Thailand Needs Cricket"

Get everyone thinking "Cricket"

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During which part of the year should the Thai cricket season run?

Ideally we need 4-5 consecutive dry months...

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All year...when the rainy season comes we can move indoors.

It's called "Indoor Cricket"

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Over in the Photography Forum, they have a thread going called The Alphabet Game.

Now, with a bit of creative imagination, you could do the same here.

Instead of talking about Dave's Slappers Scrubbers (London was a long time ago) you could do something similar.

So, the education for the Thai population starts at a very young age.

So, for English homework, little Miss Supaporn and Mr Kid can learn the English Alphabet through the eyes of Cricket.

I'll start with 'A' is for Army ... the Barmy Army ... post-104736-0-67908500-1339936408_thumb.

It doesn't have to be perfect ... close enough will do.

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