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That is close to my pick of the Signs thus far ...

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Khon Kaen

Maybe not good enough

A university?

Phitsanalok Airport

Phitsanalok Airport again

Chiang Mai

This make me think too mutt..

Rot Et 2013

Pimped up my truck

Kon Kaen 2013

PAI

Chiang Mai.

It must be too early for me. What's wrong with that "The Australian" sign?

It's Australia.

I mean, what is not wrong Australia?

You set your foot on the continent and there's something want to eat you, sting you, poison you, scratch you, maul you, bite you or put you in a pouch.

Same could be said for pattaya

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Bangkok Immigration Office. Step #2: Who will conduct the applicant? Does he have a conductor's baton?

And, who are the applicants "with concern?" (Non-serious, non-concerned applicants need not apply!)

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Just how PC-incompatible can you get?

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At a remote border entry-point in Thailand.

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I worked with an engineer of Malaysian/Chinese descent. A friend introduced his brother to him " this is my brother Alan...hello Aaron...no Alan...that's what I said"

My favourite was in the Philippines, Manila, at a cinema "Beware pick-pockets - keep your eyes in your bag" (pick-pockets stealing body parts aghghgh). Hippo swallowing the dwarf had me in stitches, morbid sense of humour I guess (as did the "Beware of the prick in front of you" sign)

Pimped up my truck

Kon Kaen 2013

You do know that the swastika is an ancient Buddhist symbol predating Nazi Germany by throusands of years, right?

This is the one that is troubling:

... because that's the way to my heart.

... because that's the way to my heart.

I hope they don't take it to heart because we are taking the piss out of them.

Dis one doesn't make me tink too mut.

... because that's the way to my heart.

I hope they don't take it to heart because we are taking the piss out of them.

I was riding around the superior vena cava and got completely lost. Good think I spotted this sign.

-- Mr. Funeral, to you..

Hua Hin 2013

Sue ran off with Nic . Shes at the See Nic Viewpoint in C.M..

Sue ran off with Nic . Shes at the See Nic Viewpoint in C.M..

God, that's horrible! I suggest you re-post this in the worst joke ever thread here.