Payboy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Is carpet munching already a part of floor exercises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Ladyboy Boxing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Ladyboy Boxing You are a genius... recognition of the 3rd gender will enable Thailand to dominate the medals table! Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NBD Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'd think some of the grannies would be pretty handy at musical chairs judging by their approach to getting a seat on the BTS. Or wrestling for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 An addition to the athletics schedule; Pole dancing The process of giving the Russian girls citizenship would take too long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Getting in the way. I swear the average Bangkokian could keep the whole field behind them throughout an entire marathon, without ever breaking into a brisk walk. Herding. Hold a door open for 1 person and watch 20 walk through. Sitting. Wherever, whenever Thais can always sit somewhere. Is Michael Schumacher actually Thai by any chance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Queue ''Jumping''. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 bum gun precision shooting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NBD Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Getting in the way. I swear the average Bangkokian could keep the whole field behind them throughout an entire marathon, without ever breaking into a brisk walk. Herding. Hold a door open for 1 person and watch 20 walk through. Sitting. Wherever, whenever Thais can always sit somewhere. Is Michael Schumacher actually Thai by any chance ? Nah. If he was he's just be coming up to the 1st corner at the Hungaroring now, after the lights went green 2 weeks ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Synchronised tailoring...500 shirts in 3 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krading Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 They almost had a bobsled team ready for the next winter olympics but they crashed during a training run and the driver fled the scene. Sent by me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaidDown Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 'Fleeing the scene of an accident' Gold, silver and bronze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Hilarious chaps-early morning here in sunny Manchester and I,m reading this thread-its made my day LOL-and from a previous bit of breaking news on here what about a gold medal for the thai guy who had a mirror on his shoe for the purpose of looking up ladies skirts-the UPSKIRT gold medal event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Is carpet munching already a part of floor exercises? bum gun precision shooting Gem making using nothing but dog turd... no change there then. Soi dog relay. Bug eating. Dorian & spoon race. The switching-off-of-the-brain event... endurance, Thai style, a definite gold. And the recently introduced lets see how many 7-11s can be set up around the stadium in two weeks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Has the Yabaa High Jump been mentioned yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellred Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 errr... DVD burning. Stinky food making. Street fighting, 10 on 1. Pole dancing... ? 5555 that's a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Womens Gossip Marathon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Midnight Sale Sheeplechase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 NEWS FLASH....... Carnage today as the Thai Shot Put landed amongst the 100m Finalists. An investigation concluded that wind was to blame and if the farangs weren't there it would never have happened. ............................................................ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post draftvader Posted August 10, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2012 (edited) BREAKING NEWS: 2012 Bangkok Games. Today's discus event has had to be postponed due to a red-shirt encampment in the discus cage. Voices from within the camp have been saying (through INCREDIBLY LOUD SPEAKERS!!) that they would like to see everybody from Isaan being allowed to compete on equal levels to those from richer parts of the country. At the start of the day a minivan from Khorat pulled up on the throwing surface and an entire family piled out and into the discus cage. By 11am there were 3,723 people in the cage. By lunchtime a small market had opened with 19 different vendors (including just 7 Somtam vendors) and a temporary hospital had come into effect. 2pm saw the total number of people in the cage at 11,734, many of whom had no idea why they are there. The first baby "Diskuss" was born at 3:43pm bringing the total number of people in the cage to 143,593. The self elected leaders have promised their people that they will march on the IOC tomorrow and demand ALL Olympic golds as this is their birthright. As darkness fell a massive sound-system roared into effect and will be hearded across most of BKK until next Tuesday. This is part of their peaceful protest. Edited August 10, 2012 by draftvader 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 25 people on a small motorcycle marathon race. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 If there's no bus drivers in the 10,000m sprint, they're recruiting in the wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Medal counterfeiting race. Points awarded for 1 Likeness to original. 2 Weight comparison to original. 3 Correctness of color match on ribbon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draggons Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Hair plucking speed trials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Mole hair plaiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Hub marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Running red light competition. First to run over a whinging old age pensioner from Britain gets the Gold ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Pass the Crash Helmet Relay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Beetlenut spittin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Running red light competition. First to run over a whinging old age pensioner from Britain gets the Gold ! I agree, but could we change that to first to run over a whinging old age expat from anywhere gets the Gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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