Upgrading Girlfriend

[thaigerd]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot

of space and valuable resources. In addition*, Wife 1.0* installed itself

into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity and

applications

such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0*, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5*,

and *Racing

3.6**. *I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting

to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend

7.0*, but the uninstallation doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!

Thanks,

*A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING

SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also

impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0*. It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from

the system once installed.

You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not

allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under *Warnings-Alimony-Child

Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the

situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to

alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command* C:\APOLOGIZE* because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway.

*Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife

1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0*, *Cook

It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.

However*, be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will

cause the system to launch the program* Nag Nag 9.5*. Once this happens, the

only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional

software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* !

*WARNING!!!** DO NOT*, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and

will *cause

irreversible damage to the operating system.

*

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Martin Landolt

General Manager

[Tywais]

Another problem with installing Wife 1.0 is that it also installs spyware. Plus the mute button no longer works.

[The Nemi]

make up ur mind to face viruses too...hehehe....

they are meant to intervene...

[englishoak]

My wife has a personal firewall. I just can't get her to download information when she has it up

[Emilio]

Then try to install WIFE 1.1/1.2/1.3 its compatible with wife 1.0

CHEERS

[Tywais]

Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0.

[~G~]

Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0.

You should install them on different domains.

[Tywais]

Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0.

You should install them on different domains.

Well played ~G~