Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot

of space and valuable resources. In addition*, Wife 1.0* installed itself

into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity and

applications

such as *Poker Night 10.3*, *Football 5.0*, *Hunting and Fishing 7.5*,

and *Racing

3.6**. *I can't seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background while attempting

to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to *Girlfriend

7.0*, but the uninstallation doesn't work on *Wife 1.0*. Please help!

Thanks,

*A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)*

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0*, thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program. *Wife 1.0* is an *OPERATING

SYSTEM* and is designed by its Creator to run *EVERYTHING*!!! It is also

impossible to delete *Wife 1.0* and to return to *Girlfriend 7.0*. It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from

the system once installed.

You cannot go back to *Girlfriend 7.0* because *Wife 1.0* is designed to not

allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under *Warnings-Alimony-Child

Support*. I recommend that you keep *Wife1.0* and work on improving the

situation. I suggest installing the background application *"Yes Dear"* to

alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command* C:\APOLOGIZE* because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

will return to normal anyway.

*Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance*. *Wife

1.0* comes with several support programs, such as *Clean and Sweep 3.0*, *Cook

It 1.5* and *Do Bills 4.2*.

However*, be very careful how you use these programs*. Improper use will

cause the system to launch the program* Nag Nag 9.5*. Once this happens, the

only way to improve the performance of* Wife 1.0* is to purchase additional

software. I recommend *Flowers 2.1* and *Diamonds 5.0* !

*WARNING!!!** DO NOT*, under any circumstances, install *Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3*. This application is not supported by* Wife 1.0* and

will *cause

irreversible damage to the operating system.

*

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Martin Landolt

General Manager

Another problem with installing Wife 1.0 is that it also installs spyware. Plus the mute button no longer works.

make up ur mind to face viruses too...hehehe....

they are meant to intervene...

My wife has a personal firewall. I just can't get her to download information when she has it up

Then try to install WIFE 1.1/1.2/1.3 its compatible with wife 1.0

CHEERS

Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0.

Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0.

You should install them on different domains.

Tried installing "Mia Noi 1.0" but it conflicts with Wife 1.0.

You should install them on different domains.

Well played ~G~