Newest Promotional-idea For Night Safari

[Ricardo]

On Channel-3 TV-news this morning, viewers were treated to the latest inspirational idea from Khun Plodprasop, to promote the newly-opened Night Safari.

St.Valentine's Day is coming up shortly, so loving couples should declare or re-affirm their mutual love, in front of the monkeys at the Safari. It might be possible for the orang-utans to be trained to make a Thai 'dawan-face', crinckling their eyes, the popular 'sweet-smile' which many young children are encouraged to make, for their relatives & proud parents.

Could there possibly have been some falling-off in revenues or visitor-numbers, since the official-opening, and the end of the so-called 'free' period for locals to come and view the new attraction ?

[sriracha john]

Won't the tens of thousands of farang plunking down 500 baht a head make up for the shortfall?

[chuchok]

On Channel-3 TV-news this morning, viewers were treated to the latest inspirational idea from Khun Plodprasop, to promote the newly-opened Night Safari.

St.Valentine's Day is coming up shortly, so loving couples should declare or re-affirm their mutual love, in front of the monkeys at the Safari. It might be possible for the orang-utans to be trained to make a Thai 'dawan-face', crinckling their eyes, the popular 'sweet-smile' which many young children are encouraged to make, for their relatives & proud parents.

Could there possibly have been some falling-off in revenues or visitor-numbers, since the official-opening, and the end of the so-called 'free' period for locals to come and view the new attraction ?

But how could you tell who's smiling at who?

[chanchao]

> Won't the tens of thousands of farang plunking down 500 baht a

> head make up for the shortfall?

Only if they send some of their zebra striped pick-up trucks to the Night Bazar, bring their tranqualizer darts and load 'em up.

The scary part is that isn't even the craziest idea relating to the Night Safari so far.

[Ricardo]

Addendum :

My sources ( OK, I admit it, it's Her-Indoors) tell me that, if when you declare your love to your partner, you are telling a porky-pie, then the monkey will growl instead of grin.

They don't have any growler-monkeys, in the Night Safari, do they ?