This is the second time I've seen an Ad of this nature.

Brilliant!

http://www.phuketgazette.net/archives/classifieds/article130819.html

Probably makes sense to anyone who knows what it is and what its used for

There so common where i come from, comes in black or red, two sizes are long or wide, it's worth going to have a look at it, always comes in handy

This is the second time I've seen an Ad of this nature.

Brilliant!

http://www.phuketgazette.net/archives/classifieds/article130819.html

You telling us you dont know

what it is?

Shame on you

Headline says "Biff Waffle"

Even google doesn't have an answer for that one.

Google-ing "Blarfed " was interesting. (as the ad says it can be "blarfed into any properly wired kitchen in Thailand"

..........three-pole snard beans and the pork whistles??

Yers, noticed it too. Bad luck if you want to take him up on his offer of a demo - Le Montage Restaurant does not seem to exist. I suspect that one of the reporters at the paper may have a bit too much time up his/her sleeves. March on April 1st...

Headline says "Biff Waffle"

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I'll have a look for an advert for opticians for you.

I wonder if Jack Martin is related to Stanley Unwin?

I suspect that one of the reporters at the paper may have a bit too much time up his/her sleeves.

or reading 'Jabberwocky' while smoking illicit substances

You mean to tell me you have never" Biffed your Waffle"?