One Pissed Off Farang

[KhunMichael]

It is just an advice for toilet cleaning made by a dog, but it could work in your case too.....

Instructions for cleaning your toilet:

1. Open the toilet lid and fill in 1/8 cup of pet shampoo.
   
2. Take your cat in your arm and fondle her while moving cautiously toward the bathroom.
   
3. At an appropriate moment throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the toilet lid. You may want to stand on the lid.
   
4. Now the cat will start with the self-cleaning process and produces enough foam. Do not be distracted by loud noises from the toilet, your cat enjoys it!
   
5. Now press several times on the handle to flush the toilet. This starts the "power-wash" process and the subsequent rinsing.
   
6. If you are standing on the toilet lid, ask someone to open the front door. Make sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
   
7. Then open (with keeping a safe distance from the toilet) the lid as quickly as possible. Due to the high speed of your cat she will be blow-dried.
   
8. Now the toilet and the cat are both clean again.
   

With best regards,

The dog

Here some pictures of the cat and the dog....

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