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I wont say she's ugly, it's just when she fell out of the "ugly" tree she hit every branch on the way down!

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"Get your coat, love! You've been pulled." Works every time for me in Thailand, after I explain to her that the "coat" part is metaphorical, after I explain that in the West we have an element of rhetoric known as the "metaphor", after I explain to her that in the Graeco-Roman cultural tradition we have an art called "rhetoric", after I explain to her that once upon a time in the west, we had a bunch of geezers (and geezerettes) known as the Greeks and the Romans, and so on, and so on, filling in the gaps in the knowledge of your average Thai girl. This is how you can get Thai girls to go with you for free: Make 'em feel like they've learned something they would never know otherwise. Make 'em feel smart. As they say, intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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