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Travel Pick Up Lines :)

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aaaaaagh..... these are truly horrible! bah.gif

"You're not the best looking bird in here, but don't worry, beauty is only a light switch away!"

Sent from my LT26i using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

I wont say she's ugly, it's just when she fell out of the "ugly" tree she hit every branch on the way down!

"Are you a Japanese working girl (meaning hooker), because I have a yen for you."

Seriously, it is not considered cheating above Thirty Thousand feet! international domestic law does not apply.

"Have you got a mirror in your pocket? No? Well how come I keep seeing myself in your pants then...?"

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hmmm.... now I understand why many of you have to pay for it... coffee1.gif

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"Heres 100,000 THB." Works everytime.

How did you feel when you found out that 50'000 does NOT work anymore? giggle.gif

Open the lav door a crack and ask: You want some of this before I put it up?

"Get your coat, love! You've been pulled." Works every time for me in Thailand, after I explain to her that the "coat" part is metaphorical, after I explain that in the West we have an element of rhetoric known as the "metaphor", after I explain to her that in the Graeco-Roman cultural tradition we have an art called "rhetoric", after I explain to her that once upon a time in the west, we had a bunch of geezers (and geezerettes) known as the Greeks and the Romans, and so on, and so on, filling in the gaps in the knowledge of your average Thai girl. This is how you can get Thai girls to go with you for free: Make 'em feel like they've learned something they would never know otherwise. Make 'em feel smart. As they say, intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I have a spaceship in my pants and i'm looking for Uranus thumbsup.gif

My favorite

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

While I can see the travel-related part of this - best we move to the Jokes forum.... smile.png

Did you really have to!

I thought the jokes section was for jokes

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