Good morning Tigger

Arise TLW.

Good morning Tigger

Arise TLW.

Good morning suiging. How are you today? I hope you are well.

Civility TLW

Fine thanks kind sir. Not had a problem since swallowing the cap from my tooth, bowl movements have been just fine.

Toilets TLW.

Civility followed by toilets. This thread is going..........

downhill. TLW

Civility followed by toilets. This thread is going..........

downhill. TLW

More like down the gurgler !

Flushed TLW

Is the the final flush thread? TFF

I was flush once. However in the eighties everyone was........................Now I'm skint TLW

A skint wolf - perish the thought!

Rugs TLW

Howling TLW

Wow !!

You must be sidekick.......I did have a few last night

Burp TLW.

Oh a Green Wolf

Seedy TLW

Planting and sowing!

Fighting, copulating male pigs ?

Barnyard TLW

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Boar Warrers TLW........

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Boar Warrers TLW........

My father was a pig in the Boar war!

My pig was a father in the Boar War...

A nice twist there mate!

The term Sou'wester was invented by wet pigs in Cornwall.

Innovation TLW

am i still allowed?

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am i still allowed?

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Please feel free to pull up a scratching post Patsy.

Perhaps what this thread needs is Catatonic.....TLW

The term Sou'wester was invented by wet pigs in Cornwall.

Innovation TLW

I can just imagine the pigs toiling away in the lab for months on end trying to come up with the correct terms.

'Nor'easter'? No, that's no good! 'Eas'wester'? Doesn't even sould nice! 'Nor'wester'? Ah, now we are getting somewhere, it's not quite right though. 'Nor'souther'? Oh my word, that's vile! Come on, back to the drawing board.

Eureka, 'Sou'wester'! Halleluyah!

So as the ship sails over the ocean blue the pigs stand united on the shore, trotters held tightly in shared anticipation as the whole of pigdom joins together in singing the Halleluyah chorus.

A term was invented. This moment will be held in every pigs heart for time and all eternity...

Who came up with Mae West then?

More to the point, who didn't?

Oh, I love Bedlam!

Who came up with Mae West then?

I think in the thirties many wannabe Hollywood leading men claimed to have " come up " on Mae West. But as this is a family forum I think we should stop here ?

Now hear this.

Now hear this.

This is a family forum.

But if it is a family that implies more than one of them so surely it should be family fora?

Plurality TLW

Two things;

Flora is never better than butter

and

The Munsters are family singular

Settled TLW.

Agreed - butter is good for you! This feels like a random post!

Agreed - butter is good for you! This feels like a random post!

The former is debatable, the latter unarguable TLW