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I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously! :o

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I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously! :D

No I think he used a rather large Monica

:o

CB

I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously! :D

No I think he used a rather large Monica

:o

CB

Yeah, she was rather large! :D

She's a big lass, she's a bonny lass and she like her beer, they call her Monica Tonsils and I wish she were here la la la............................Old American folk tune.

Old Americans..........Florida TLW.

stogie

I thought it was with two 'o', as in stoogie!

My bad spelling again - TLW?

stogie

I thought it was with two 'o', as in stoogie!

My bad spelling again - TLW?

Close but no cigar - my meaning was a stogie as a slang word for a cigar

twl cheroot

I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously! :D

No I think he used a rather large Monica

:D

CB

Yeah, she was rather large! :D

and she smoked Bill's cigar....yes..............or no................. :o

stogie

I thought it was with two 'o', as in stoogie!

My bad spelling again - TLW?

Close but no cigar - my meaning was a stogie as a slang word for a cigar

twl cheroot

I know, I thought it was spelled 'stoogie'! :o

Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let...fifty cents.

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom

Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road.

Third boxcar, midnight train

Destination...Bangor, Maine.

Old worn out suit and shoes,

I don't pay no union dues,

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short, but not too big around

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road.

Roger ...... tlw

Me and a dog named Boo

no relation to our esteemed Mod

:o

CB

Some great memories there Taddy, thanks.

Some great memories there Taddy, thanks.

Let's see if we can squeeze out any more great memories from Tiggs

Spank paddles TLW :o

Some great memories there Taddy, thanks.

Let's see if we can squeeze out any more great memories from Tiggs

Spank paddles TLW :o

Me first .... me first .... purleese....

I´ll get the paddle from the bedroom

And we´ll go walking once again

To that spot down by the river

Where our sweet love first began

Just because we are married

Don´t mean we can´t spank around

So let´s walk out through the moonlight

And aim the paddle at the round.

(and I really can't stand C&W, came over in a cold sweat just typing that out)

And very worth while breakig into a sweat for too Taddy, well done! :o

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

Ah, I forgot the dot dot dot (but you got it anyway)

The dot dot dot is a la Mills & Boon, where the text just trails off before it gets too smutty, causing the old dear reading to drop her scone.

Example.

"roughly, he grabbed her heaving..."

Heaving ..... tlw

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

Ah, I forgot the dot dot dot (but you got it anyway)

The dot dot dot is a la Mills & Boon, where the text just trails off before it gets too smutty, causing the old dear reading to drop her scone.

Example.

"roughly, he grabbed her heaving..."

Heaving ..... tlw

Her heaving what? :o

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

Ah, I forgot the dot dot dot (but you got it anyway)

The dot dot dot is a la Mills & Boon, where the text just trails off before it gets too smutty, causing the old dear reading to drop her scone.

Example.

"roughly, he grabbed her heaving..."

Heaving ..... tlw

Ellipsis TLW

Subtle !!!!!!!

You called ?

Hmm. About as subtle as...

subtle as in ......

tlw sledge hammer

Wrapped in tissue.

^ I'll bet young Tiggs 'got it'.

^ I'll bet young Tiggs 'got it'.

When? :o

He's still young compared to some of us....... my Horlicks is calling me :D

Horlicks ..... tlw

(I think I've done that one before.... never mind)

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