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The Last Word

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I thought this Bedlam place was supposed to be scary?!!

.....come on, give it to me, I can take it!! (well set up for an innuendo type gag)

:D

Ok here is what we really think about you...............

Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor tail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." :o

Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't? :D

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can we get back on topic please?

And no further mentioning of inedible brit food! :o

game4shame: nice to have you in bedlam, but stay clear from this thread. It is not good for you.

I thought this Bedlam place was supposed to be scary?!!

.....come on, give it to me, I can take it!! (well set up for an innuendo type gag)

:D

Ok here is what we really think about you...............

Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor tail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." :o

Dale's being uncommonly verbose . . . but he should try it more often 'cause he's quite good at it. :D

Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't? :D

Bops is the 'warm and fuzzy' here. He's harmless. :D

game4shame: . . . but stay clear from this thread.

raro just told you to <deleted> off, but in his mild mannered way that probably won't get the hint across your pea mush brain. Unlike Dale and raro I just like to be succinct and to the point - <deleted> off ya turd. :D

Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't? :D

Bops is the 'warm and fuzzy' here. He's harmless. :D

He don't know me wery well do he. :o

Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't? :D

Bops is the 'warm and fuzzy' here. He's harmless. :D

He don't know me wery well do he. :oand talks to him and the udder self as well :D

But we do know you as a “'warm and fuzzy'” person that you are

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"thaibebop" version of TLWFred ©”

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: :D

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one Kan conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win © :D

NO, it will be TLW :D

I thought this Bedlam place was supposed to be scary?!!

.....come on, give it to me, I can take it!! (well set up for an innuendo type gag)

:D

Ok here is what we really think about you...............

Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor tail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." :o

and have you got anything negative to say about me? :D

yeah yer a <deleted>...

and thats the last word

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yeah yer a <deleted>...

thanks. :D

Typical Yate boy, really couldnt expect anything of a higher standard than that :o

As for something negative well let me think...............

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead :D:D

Typical Yate boy, really couldnt expect anything of a higher standard than that :o

As for something negative well let me think...............

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead :D:D

wait a minute........daleyboy.....that name rings a bell............

.....are you not that guy with the unspeakably small penis?

Typical Yate boy, really couldnt expect anything of a higher standard than that :o

As for something negative well let me think...............

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead :D:D

wait a minute........daleyboy.....that name rings a bell............

.....are you not that guy with the unspeakably small penis?

Is that really the best you can do? :D Old chinese proverb say "lady with small hand make cock look big" now do you see why i married a Thai woman? :D:D

Typical Yate boy, really couldnt expect anything of a higher standard than that :o

As for something negative well let me think...............

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead :D:D

wait a minute........daleyboy.....that name rings a bell............

.....are you not that guy with the unspeakably small penis?

Is that really the best you can do? :D Old chinese proverb say "lady with small hand make cock look big" now do you see why i married a Thai woman? :D:D

:D it's as good as it gets for now. I'm still feeling my way here. don't want to burn the candle from both ends!! :D

raro just told you to <deleted> off, but in his mild mannered way that probably won't get the hint across your pea mush brain. Unlike Dale and raro I just like to be succinct and to the point - <deleted> off ya turd. :o

Tip! That's maybe the first time that I got anywhere near of being "mild mannered". For me me as a German it is actually rather an insult, so watch your words. In case that I was not clear enough to game4shame, I'd like to quote your "<deleted> off ya turd", which applies also to you and especially that Kerry guy who is lingering around this thread far too long. :D

raro just told you to <deleted> off, but in his mild mannered way that probably won't get the hint across your pea mush brain. Unlike Dale and raro I just like to be succinct and to the point - <deleted> off ya turd. :o

Tip! That's maybe the first time that I got anywhere near of being "mild mannered". For me me as a German it is actually rather an insult, so watch your words. In case that I was not clear enough to game4shame, I'd like to quote your "<deleted> off ya turd", which applies also to you and especially that Kerry guy who is lingering around this thread far too long. :D

Es tut mir außerordentlich leid, mein Herr. But you can <deleted> off, too, du dummer Arschloch. :D:D

Es tut mir außerordentlich leid, mein Herr. But you can <deleted> off, too, du dummer Arschloch. :D:D

Read the <deleted> rules, this is an English language board, except for the Thai langage forum :o Mods i see a suspension for tip, breaking forum rules. :D That should be rid of one for the last word :D

Es tut mir außerordentlich leid, mein Herr. But you can <deleted> off, too, du dummer Arschloch. :D

Read the <deleted> rules, this is an English language board, except for the Thai langage forum :o Mods i see a suspension for tip, breaking forum rules. :D That should be rid of one for the last word :D

Perfect English to me. Much better than the so-called English spoken by those we cast off back in 1776. :D And the mods wouldn't dare suspend me for fear that readship would decline horribly. So bawl all you want you towering crybaby. :D:D

raro just told you to <deleted> off, but in his mild mannered way that probably won't get the hint across your pea mush brain. Unlike Dale and raro I just like to be succinct and to the point - <deleted> off ya turd. :o

Tip! That's maybe the first time that I got anywhere near of being "mild mannered". For me me as a German it is actually rather an insult, so watch your words. In case that I was not clear enough to game4shame, I'd like to quote your "<deleted> off ya turd", which applies also to you and especially that Kerry guy who is lingering around this thread far too long. :D

Es tut mir außerordentlich leid, mein Herr. But you can <deleted> off, too, du dummer Arschloch. :D:D

a Yank with foreign language skills....how can that happen? Are you fro Pennsylvania by any chance?

Good guess. I'm from Mönchengladbach, Pennsylvania. Not too far from Köln, Pennsylvania. Easy to get to from airport in Frankfurt, Pennsylvania. :o

Es tut mir außerordentlich leid, mein Herr. But you can <deleted> off, too, du dummer Arschloch. :D:D

Read the <deleted> rules, this is an English language board, except for the Thai langage forum :o Mods i see a suspension for tip, breaking forum rules. :D That should be rid of one for the last word :D

I wholeheartedly agree! This grave violation of forum rules should be punished by immediate banning! Mods, your action is required.

Then it's only Daley, Kerry, bebop and....ahh..just a couple of others to deal with.... :D

I just don't understand this thread anymore!

I just don't understand this thread anymore!

i never understood it in the first place :o

I just don't understand this thread anymore!

i never understood it in the first place :o

Well, that should be the last word, shouldn't it!

I just don't understand this thread anymore!

i never understood it in the first place :D

Well, that should be the last word, shouldn't it!

yep :o:D

:D

72 pages later and will this “Fred” ever end. :D

BTW it is raining now near Rama 9 :D

JFYI = Just for your Info. :D

Good morning to Bangkok and I wish you all a good som-ting were-ever you are…. :D

Happy days, :D

You all really should get out a little bit more and leave this dreaded “Fred” alone. :o

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win © :D

TLW ©

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