August 13, 200619 yr Red, I like the adapted avatar Cheers fella, the guys a hero, still tryin to find him in his best light though.... redrus
August 13, 200619 yr Red, I like the adapted avatar Cheers fella, the guys a hero, still tryin to find him in his best light though.... redrus Still trying to find your best light as well arent you? And after meeting you i would say your best light is in a very dark room
August 13, 200619 yr Red, I like the adapted avatar Cheers fella, the guys a hero, still tryin to find him in his best light though.... redrus Still trying to find your best light as well arent you? And after meeting you i would say your best light is in a very dark room Yeah yeah, you can talk, most people need a bleedin super strength torch to find your ugly mugg, it bein on top of Mount Bristol....! redrus
August 14, 200619 yr Author Funny how you dont mention the second highest poster in rain is you though. So lets do some sums, if i add the total posts of both rain and last word, you have 4478 Now your % of the toal posts is 10.99% where as my total contribution is a measly 9.02% So rerally who is the one who needs to get a life? Missed a few classes in school did we ? Funny, when I add my total posts in Rain and The Last Word, it comes out to 492 (including this post), not 4478 ! It's OK though daleyboy. We know how much you miss being here, and how easily distracted you are. BTW, you may have lost your job as a dancer at Jenny's. It appears they have a bunch of new talent looking to replace you. Kurgen will be able to verify that for you.
August 14, 200619 yr Funny how you dont mention the second highest poster in rain is you though. So lets do some sums, if i add the total posts of both rain and last word, you have 4478 Now your % of the total posts is 10.99% where as my total contribution is a measly 9.02% So rerally who is the one who needs to get a life? Missed a few classes in school did we ? Funny, when I add my total posts in Rain and The Last Word, it comes out to 492 (including this post), not 4478 ! It's OK though daleyboy. We know how much you miss being here, and how easily distracted you are. BTW, you may have lost your job as a dancer at Jenny's. It appears they have a bunch of new talent looking to replace you. Kurgen will be able to verify that for you. Well if you were a native English speaker you would have understood the language i used and if yu actually read the sentance correctly, you would see that i was talking about total posts and not just your post count. What a <deleted> numpty you are sometimes. And why would you be talking to kurgen about staffing levels at Jennies? Your new job not turned up yet? running short of cash? Getting older, so the girls are charging you more?
August 14, 200619 yr Temper, temper!!! Kurgen was telling me the other day how kerry likes it a bit ruff
August 14, 200619 yr Author Temper, temper!!! Kurgen was telling me the other day how kerry likes it a bit ruff I'm not the one with the Jenny's employee card ! As for the "ruff" stuff, well, I've said it before: Sticks and Stones may break my bones, But Whips and Chains excite me !! daleyboy - - me !
August 14, 200619 yr But Whips and Chains excite me !! daleyboy - - me ! Sorry mate but i am just not like that, so stop publicly airing your fantasies of whipping me. It isnt appreciated, and if i ever saw you in leather chaps and with a whip, i would run as fast as my legs could carry me
August 14, 200619 yr So by the looks of it Kerry will not get the last word, in fact i vote when he has gone back to the stan that thsi thread is closed until his return, otherwise he might feela bit put out
August 14, 200619 yr No, i gather, from a myriad of clues on a myriad of threads, that KerryD can help you to come. The 2000th Post. Congratulations, you KAN WIN a …Free-bee from the OP…”kerryD ”…….. for the 2000th post on TLW © “Fred". PM him today and see what prize you have WON. Now lettuce go back to TLW ©
August 14, 200619 yr TLW © has a Deadly Virus. If you have posted on a “Fred” entitled "The Last Word" in your very own “Bedloom” PRESS THE IGNORE BUTTON IMMEDIATELY. Do not open this “Fred” again. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank! IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.! FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the " The Last Word " posts are opened in a Windows 95/98, ME, 2000, XP and in a dirty Mac environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU KAN. And if you don't send this to 5000 members of THAIVISADOTCOM in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, hope you don’t read it nor reply to TLW ©
August 14, 200619 yr Author Sorry mate but i am just not like that, so stop publicly airing your fantasies of whipping me. It isnt appreciated, and if i ever saw you in leather chaps and with a whip, i would run as fast as my legs could carry me That's not what you said (or did) last time you were here ! daleyboy - - me !
August 14, 200619 yr Sorry mate but i am just not like that, so stop publicly airing your fantasies of whipping me. It isnt appreciated, and if i ever saw you in leather chaps and with a whip, i would run as fast as my legs could carry me That's not what you said (or did) last time you were here ! kerry - - dale ! Knock it off, guys. You're getting everyone excited here.
August 14, 200619 yr TLW © has a Deadly Kayorous.Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank! IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.! It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the " The Last Word " posts are opened in a Windows 95/98, ME, 2000, XP and in a dirty Mac environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. TLW © Win, Shhh!!!! I asked you not to tell anybody! Now that the secret is out, I confess to being guilty of all the bit´s I´ve put in BOLD or capitals.
August 14, 200619 yr Author Sorry mate but i am just not like that, so stop publicly airing your fantasies of whipping me. It isnt appreciated, and if i ever saw you in leather chaps and with a whip, i would run as fast as my legs could carry me That's not what you said (or did) last time you were here ! dale - - kerry ! Knock it off, guys. You're getting everyone excited here. Tippaporn - dale - - kerry !
August 15, 200619 yr you guys want me to find you a bungalow.. Somewhere nice and erm... Private.... sounds like your schpecialty honey.....
August 15, 200619 yr Author you guys want me to find you a bungalow.. Somewhere nice and erm... Private.... sounds like your schpecialty honey..... He can be very considerate when it comes to his inflatable rabbitt !
August 16, 200619 yr Thought you'd all give up on this now ! You see, it's posts like yours that make me want to stay!!
August 16, 200619 yr 138 pages... Were there longer threads than this one? Yep, see here http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20045
August 16, 200619 yr Author 138 pages... Were there longer threads than this one? Yep, see here http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20045 Not for long ! This thread is RED HOT ! Blistering ! Out of control !!!! Soon to be the longest, most popular thread in TV ! Just imagine if they hadn't shut the original thread down ! Then again, if TiTs hadn't been closed, it would probably be bigger than Rain and the Last Word combined.
August 16, 200619 yr 138 pages... Were there longer threads than this one? Yep, see here http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20045 Not for long ! This thread is RED HOT ! Blistering ! Out of control !!!! Soon to be the longest, most popular thread in TV ! Just imagine if they hadn't shut the original thread down ! Then again, if TiTs hadn't been closed, it would probably be bigger than Rain and the Last Word combined. I dont think this will be bigger than the rain thread. You are off in a couple of days and i am going to requeat that this thread is closed until your return which means everyone psoting here will have to move to the rain thread so they can continue the drivel there And this thread will drop down into the ether of never to been seen threads
August 16, 200619 yr 138 pages... Were there longer threads than this one? Yep, see here http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20045 Not for long ! This thread is RED HOT ! Blistering ! Out of control !!!! Soon to be the longest, most popular thread in TV ! Just imagine if they hadn't shut the original thread down ! Then again, if TiTs hadn't been closed, it would probably be bigger than Rain and the Last Word combined. I dont think this will be bigger than the rain thread. You are off in a couple of days and i am going to requeat that this thread is closed until your return which means everyone psoting here will have to move to the rain thread so they can continue the drivel there And this thread will drop down into the ether of never to been seen threads Off you go and requeat that then!
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