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The Last Word

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When i was a child we called them guinea pigs

Different Critter altogether.

Gerbils are rodents.

I believe Guinea pigs are of the opossum family, which I think makes them mammels.

I think! I'm not sure, and it's too late to go fact checking.

Then what the h3ll is a hamster ? :D

They all look like rodents to me. :o

Like those bloody Taliban mice we have around here, getting into everything and making a mess. :D

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What did you do with the gerbils? :D

When you packed in that is :D

I just let nature take it's course!

Oh great. Just what we need. A whole passle of emotionally-scarred gerbils running around trying to crawl up the legs of every passing farang. :D

Ah... That explains where all the BG's came from... :o

Bar Gerbils?

:D

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You need a lot of sunflower seeds to take out a bar gerbil...

Even more to take care of the bar gerbil's sick buffalo ! :D

What ever do bar gerbils do with buffalo anyways ? :o

:D

Should you wish to Khun-tinue, please go the Forum about “Vets, Bar Gerbils, sick Kwai and your Pests” :o“Vets, Bar Gerbils, sick Kwai and your Pests”

Back to the topic in hand. :D

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again boy."

Yours truly,

Kan Win

TLW © :D

:D

Should you wish to Khun-tinue, please go the Forum about “Vets, Bar Gerbils, sick Kwai and your Pests” :o“Vets, Bar Gerbils, sick Kwai and your Pests”

Back to the topic in hand. :D

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again boy."

Yours truly,

Kan Win

TLW © :D

There is a jokes post - where you Kan take your Win-ing.

Oh, but it was a good one though.. The boy has the last word in a case like that!

(plus, after reading all of "libya" jokes the past three days... somehting about his posting...YOu see them, you know they will be crap, yet you are drawn to the like some mysteries of the force... anyway, this is the laugh joke (as opposed to groan jokes) I've read in days.

I don't mind the jokes - it's the puns that make me cringe!!

Do they ever qualify as jokes?

that dePUNds upon a variety of factors.

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that dePUNds upon a variety of factors.

You should be PUNished for that ! :o

OoooohhhH!!!! the wit, the humour... The PUNtasticness of it all!!!

Anyway, the last pun shall be mine!!!!

TLP

OoooohhhH!!!! the wit, the humour... The PUNtasticness of it all!!!

Anyway, the last pun shall be mine!!!!

TLP

You must have been a PUNk rocker!?!

I hopped, leapt and bounded... and yet like a boomerang I just kept on coming back!! :o:D :D :D

I think somebody should take a bit of a breather ..... he could be done for resisting a rest. :o

I think somebody should take a bit of a breather ..... he could be done for resisting a rest. :D

Now this is very funny! :o

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Quite the nice day today. Yesterday was cold, wet and miserable. Today was cold, dry and not-quite-as-miserable ! And I'm now one day closer to getting home for a holiday (though that is still 6 weeks away).

And to top it all off, I get to laugh at all the vain attempts people are posting in this thread !

Ahhhh, the simple things in life that make it great !

I took a quick break, but not fast enough lunch, I supperse it's for the best

Quite the nice day today. Yesterday was cold, wet and miserable.

:D

You can't have that in the last word thread. That belongs in The Rain thread. This might be your thread but rules are rules :o:D

I took a quick break, but not fast enough lunch, I supperse it's for the best

Are you pissed.............!? :o

redrus

I wished upon a pished but alash I am Bond, James Bond.

edit. Actually, I've never be SO sober, for SO long in years, literally. This is the truth. Some of the readers will know this.

And frankly it's buggin me a bit. I wanna get trashed.

I wanna have a day off the bloody wagon.

I wished upon a pished but alash I am Bond, James Bond.

edit. Actually, I've never be SO sober, for SO long in years, literally. This is the truth. Some of the readers will know this.

And frankly it's buggin me a bit. I wanna get trashed.

I wanna have a day off the bloody wagon.

Stay on it man! Just a little while longer...

I wished upon a pished but alash I am Bond, James Bond.

edit. Actually, I've never be SO sober, for SO long in years, literally. This is the truth. Some of the readers will know this.

And frankly it's buggin me a bit. I wanna get trashed.

I wanna have a day off the bloody wagon.

Stay on it man! Just a little while longer...

About 7pm should do it....! :o

redrus

nah drux, unfortunatley not.

Suegha is right. I can't fall yet, and i know this. but above I was just expresing the deisre to anyhow.

Anyway... Off topic. I've got another place to go to talk about this

this might be thelast word.

but i doubt it.

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