A man was doing yard work and his wife decided to take a shower. The man couldn’t find the rake and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn’t hear him and shouted back, "What?" The man pointed to his eye, then to his knee and finally made a raking motion. His wife, unsure, shouted” What?" The man repeated his gestures, mouthing "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE." The wife gave him the OK sign and signaled back. She pointed to her eye, then to her left breast, then to her butt and finally to her crotch. The man knew there was no way in hell he could even come close on that one. Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What in the heck was that?" She replied “EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"
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