In the lift with 3 women, 1 cute, 2 of them were rank old savages with scary 'old Thai woman hair" when one said I 'went out drinking all night every night, and was a villain' and shame on me' etc ,

To my joy I dropped a silent, hot (dry) eggy fart, one of them farts what crawl up your back in a bubble of stench in the lift, as I walked out (nary a parp nor a hiss)...and could hear their exclamations of disgust as the doors closed. Even Graham (dog) is laughing....The wife isn't though...

I think Graham will take the rap on this one, as sweet as it was.......

I pray for your boxers

..."one of them farts what crawl up your back in a bubble of stench" poetic.