Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow

[sirchai]

Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes."

Can imagine the Thai cow turning round and saying, have you ATM ????

Cows usually don't say something. They Moooooooooooooooooooooooo

O.K. Mooooooooooooooooooney

Or: Moooooooremoooooooooooney....And right afterwards a long leak..........

Edited March 30, 2014 by sirchai

[ginjag]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

Just a one off silly ASS

[sirchai]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

Just a one off silly ASS

How do you check the engine oil at your Trow? Let me guess, you're using your whole arm.....

Edited March 30, 2014 by sirchai

[ginjag]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

Just a one off silly ASS

How do you check the engine oil at your Trow? Let me guess, you're using your whole arm.....

Love animals so much, I was driving my car and crying / sobbing, police stopped me and said whats wrong, I said I think my BIG HENds gone.

Think this is near the worst today.

[ginjag]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

Just a one off silly ASS

How do you check the engine oil at your Trow? Let me guess, you're using your whole arm.....

Your pulling my leg--there's no ARM in it.

[ginjag]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

Just a one off silly ASS

How do you check the engine oil at your Trow? Let me guess, you're using your whole arm.....

Your pulling my leg--there's no ARM in it.

Good stuff makes a change from this political stuff, get PIGGED off with it, and some love to HOG it.

[Jingthing]

What does the Fox say ...

when it's being interfered with by a cheeky farmhand?

(The Seal goes OW OW OW ... )

Edited March 30, 2014 by Jingthing

[ozsamurai]

Can't believe this has been on the top page all day, and 14 pages of it..... some people need to get out more..... I hear there is a lonely cow needing attention now..

Oz

Edited March 30, 2014 by ozsamurai

[ginjag]

Can't believe his has been on the top page all day, and 14 pages of it..... some people need to get out more..... I hear there is a lonely cow needing attention now..

Oz

Your telling us to get out more and you have been in all day looking at this topic.

[moto77]

Love triangle with the cow and the two friends? What would cause a friend to murder his friend over sexually assaulting a cow? Bizzare tales from LOS

They were living together. Maybe it was jealousy.

[ozsamurai]

Let me spell it out -- Sarcasm, you're American right?

Oz

Edited March 30, 2014 by ozsamurai

[somchaismith]

Wow, something similar only just happened the other day.

Thailand, hub of cattle rapists.

[atyclb]

Amazing. Even more amazing then amazing thailand.

[atyclb]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

Just a one off silly ASS

How do you check the engine oil at your Trow? Let me guess, you're using your whole arm.....

Borat's new car

[DLP]

Maybe the cow consented to having sex. then on the udder hand maybe it didnt

[ginjag]

Maybe the cow consented to having sex. then on the udder hand maybe it didn't

Had to make a clean breast of things-TIT. and it was his bosom friend.

[ginjag]

Maybe the cow consented to having sex. then on the udder hand maybe it didn't

Had to make a clean breast of things-TIT. and it was his bosom friend.

Just going to hit the hay, will close the barn door behind me.

[HerbalEd]

Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes."

Can imagine the Thai cow turning round and saying, have you ATM ????

Cows usually don't say something. They Moooooooooooooooooooooooo

Especially when they're climaxing.

[HerbalEd]

Years ago, I saw a youtube type video of an American guy being aggressively chased around a field, for at least two minutes, by a donkey trying to mount him. The guy taking the video was laughing so hard, the video was shaky. So it's not only humans getting weird with quadropeds, though we're supposed to know better - aren't we? Oh, the donkey succeeded in forcing the human face-down on the ground. I don't know what ensued after that.

This gives a whole new meaning to "piece of ass."

[Torrens54]

That's what happens if you try to HORN-IN on your mates territory.

No-Bull!!

Edited March 30, 2014 by Torrens54

[Otis]

Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs.

Yes indeed! And not a single word about fascists, thugs, politicians corruption or shirt colours..

This has been eye opening. Let's have a cow for Prime Minister and turn Government House into a moo baan.

In the good ol'e USofA when the farmer took the bull to the cow to impregnate her, it was called," serving the cow". So, now I wonder just what the politicains mean when they speak of "serving the public" Maybe one should keep a bottle of kwy jelly at the ready.

Just my moo scents worth. otis

[Dumu Ali]

if u stroke the cow's tunnel entrance for a few minutes first there is no need for KY and a more natural enjoyable experience for both partners

[maxme]

if u stroke the cow's tunnel entrance for a few minutes first there is no need for KY and a more natural enjoyable experience for both partners

A man with experience, please elaborate no more...

[Stone Inscription 1]

I wonder how Bendix would have responded to this news?

[Stone Inscription 1]

Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes."

Also, to the real meaning of 'Milk Cow Blues'.

Sometimes it does not pay to horse around.

Edited March 30, 2014 by Stone Inscription 1

[borisloosebrain]

A cow shouldn't kiss and tell..

[jacko45k]

I wonder if the cow will need therapy.

She already saw the-rapist.

[xen]

Now we know where the cream that floats on top of the milk cums from !!

And the derivation of the word butter !

[mdmayes]

The link to this story is dead. So this story appears to be false.

[Cricketnut]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels

Please don't tell me two TV members have a thing for cows and camels

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