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I'm waiting :o

What does wife stand for?

Washing, ironing, ######ing, etc. :D

:D

Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. :D

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, ###### near froze to death! :D

The other flea asks him, "What the hel_l happened to you?" :D

The first flea says, "I rode down here from Mount Clemens in the moustache of a guy on a Harley." :D

The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. :D While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cosy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. ###### near froze to death. :D

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" :D

Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said...... I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cosy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. :o

When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley. :D

nick, so a guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, give me a drink on credit.

Sorry mate, says the bartender, but I haven´t seen you for a long time, and you come here all high and mighty without so much as a joke to tell...

make you laugh???

:o:D:

nick, so a guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, give me a drink on credit.

Sorry mate, says the bartender, but I haven´t seen you for a long time, and you come here all high and mighty without so much as a joke to tell.

make you laugh???

:o:D:

Hmmmn...

nick, so a guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, give me a drink on credit.

Sorry mate, says the bartender, but I haven´t seen you for a long time, and you come here all high and mighty without so much as a joke to tell...

make you laugh???

:o:D:

<deleted>! :D

Did I miss something? :D:D

Saw that Patsycat had posted here and thought maybe we were finally going to see here knickers – for a good laugh and all.

Wot? the ones with the big SWISS flag on em? I dont think so... after the 30000000 hour match the played. And it was so sad around here - we only had one little pathetic tooot from a car. Otherwise i think my australian neighbours have taken their flags down... HOP INGELAND

And never ever talk about my panties again!! todays are pink with a snoopy sign on if youre iterested!!!!!

That'll get croccy goin.......

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry! :o

England will win the World cup!!!

Did that make you laugh? I know it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. No ######ing chance.

Will Scotland ever get to another World Cup?

:o:D:D:D

nick, so a guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, give me a drink on credit.

Sorry mate, says the bartender, but I haven´t seen you for a long time, and you come here all high and mighty without so much as a joke to tell...

make you laugh???

:o:D:

<deleted>! :D

Did I miss something? :D:D

Yeah.... We haven´t seen Nickrealistic for ages and he barges in on us unnanounces demanding things.... Make me laugh and I´ll make you laugh double, I say.

nick, so a guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, give me a drink on credit.

Sorry mate, says the bartender, but I haven´t seen you for a long time, and you come here all high and mighty without so much as a joke to tell...

make you laugh???

:o:D:

<deleted>! :D

Did I miss something? :D:D

Yeah.... We haven´t seen Nickrealistic for ages and he barges in on us unnanounces demanding things.... Make me laugh and I´ll make you laugh double, I say.

Aha, the penny's dropped. :D

what about ethnic jokes?...

Stanley Kowalski comes home an' says to Stella:

'yuh know they call me a polak an' all that an' I know about all that ethnic humor but this guy says today "there was some polak that found out that he had high sugar in his urine then went home an' pissed on his corn flakes"...I don't like that...it's disrespectful...'

does this excuse the brutalization of Blanche Dubois?

Did you know that in Liverpool you can get viagra eye drops...

...So you can look dead hard!

suegha... that one made me laugh!

Jack R... only a penny...

I thought it wAS worth at least a pound.

:o

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Still trying to figure out why this thread is here. There is a very popular forum for these things already set up.

Are you people that desparate for new threads to add replies too ? :o

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Still trying to figure out why this thread is here. There is a very popular forum for these things already set up.

Are you people that desparate for new threads to add replies too ? :o

Lighten up... there's no thick n fast rules in Bedlam.

Still trying to figure out why this thread is here. There is a very popular forum for these things already set up.

Are you people that desparate for new threads to add replies too ? :D

Yes. Gotta admit, Bedlam's been pretty boring lately. :o

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