I got this from a friend of mine;

If Adam and Eve had been Thai we would all still be in paradise. They would have ignored the apple and would have eaten the snake.

You have to know Issan to know what a true theory that is.

I got this from a friend of mine;

If Adam and Eve had been Thai we would all still be in paradise. They would have ignored the apple and would have eaten the snake.

You have to know Issan to know what a true theory that is.

Nah.... they'd have eaten the apple and the snake...

totster

If Adam and Eve had been Thai we would all still be in paradise. They would have ignored the apple and would have eaten the snake.

Nothing like a bowl of quay-teow-ngoo...

I got this from a friend of mine;

If Adam and Eve had been Thai we would all still be in paradise. They would have ignored the apple and would have eaten the snake.

You have to know Issan to know what a true theory that is.

Nah.... they'd have eaten the apple and the snake...

totster

You're probably right but it ruins the thought.

I got this from a friend of mine;

If Adam and Eve had been Thai we would all still be in paradise. They would have ignored the apple and would have eaten the snake.

You have to know Issan to know what a true theory that is.

Nah.... they'd have eaten the apple and the snake...

totster

With lots of fish sauce...

I got this from a friend of mine;

If Adam and Eve had been Thai we would all still be in paradise. They would have ignored the apple and would have eaten the snake.

You have to know Issan to know what a true theory that is.

Nah.... they'd have eaten the apple and the snake...

totster

With lots of fish sauce...

plah dairk...

totster

I hate to be a killjoy, but it wasn't an apple!

I hate to be a killjoy, but it wasn't an apple!

What wasn't an apple... ?

totster

I hate to be a killjoy, but it wasn't an apple!

What wasn't an apple... ?

totster

The Apple.........................................it was a forbidden fruit.

But the Thai story is that when Eve asked Adam to pick her an apple he said " Mai Mee"

When she pointed at the offending fruit, she was still given the answer " Mai Mee" When she got up and picked it herself and showed it to Adam, he said " UUUUUUUUUUggggrhhhhh"

After they ate all the fruit, they went to sleep, and in due course were eaten by the snake.

So folks there we have it. If 'The Garden of Eden' had been in Thailand, there would be no World now as we know it.

The Apple.........................................it was a forbidden fruit.

But the Thai story is that when Eve asked Adam to pick her an apple he said " Mai Mee"

When she pointed at the offending fruit, she was still given the answer " Mai Mee" When she got up and picked it herself and showed it to Adam, he said " UUUUUUUUUUggggrhhhhh"

After they ate all the fruit, they went to sleep, and in due course were eaten by the snake.

So folks there we have it. If 'The Garden of Eden' had been in Thailand, there would be no World now as we know it.

Wow...that's so deeeeep.

You've got it all wrong, sorry.

The snake would have leased the apple to God for a gazillion brazongas, and then he would have put up mobile phone aerials all over Eden.

This would have attracted the attention of Eve, who would pester Adam for more cash so she could buy the latest mobile phones.

The snake would move on to sit next to Jesus and attempt to smooth talk himself into deals getting even more brazongas for his little snakelings and uncle Snakehead. Then God would get angry and tell him off.

And the other animals of Eden would paint placards questioning the snake's motives, and express their annoyance at the snake and his devious ruling of Eden in public demonstrations, and they would march through Eden blocking the access to the waterhole for the animals who benefitted from the snake's actions, not once, but several times.

And there would be much turmoil, and broohaha.

Then God would talk to the snake, and the snake would say he needed a break but strangely enough he would still hang out near God's chair with no signs of really taking that break.

And Adam would keep working hard so that Eve could buy more mobile phones.

The Apple.........................................it was a forbidden fruit.

But the Thai story is that when Eve asked Adam to pick her an apple he said " Mai Mee"

When she pointed at the offending fruit, she was still given the answer " Mai Mee" When she got up and picked it herself and showed it to Adam, he said " UUUUUUUUUUggggrhhhhh"

After they ate all the fruit, they went to sleep, and in due course were eaten by the snake.

So folks there we have it. If 'The Garden of Eden' had been in Thailand, there would be no World now as we know it.

Wow...that's so deeeeep.

Don't worry.....I'm only joking. For a start if it had been Thailand, the apple,tree and snake would have been fakes and Adam would have been a Katoey so they couldn't have had children anyway.

Don't worry.....I'm only joking. For a start if it had been Thailand, the apple,tree and snake would have been fakes and Adam would have been a Katoey so they couldn't have had children anyway.

Not to mention that Adam, not having a job other than playing "snook" and drinking whiskey all day, wouldn't have been able to bar-fine Eve, who would have gone off with a "hansum man" from the Land of Nod (that place where Cain and Abel somehow found brides).

Hmmmm... I see no mention of chillis and plah rah...

Therefore I can't see how the apple, snake or the tree could possibly be eaten..

totster

Hmmmm... I see no mention of chillis and plah rah...

Therefore I can't see how the apple, snake or the tree could possibly be eaten..

totster

You forget that if the "hansum man from the Land of Nod" is paying the bill, then there is no problem with eating otherwise bland "Nod" food !

Besides, Eve, being the enterprising farm girl that she is (was), would use the tree to make a fire. She would then shove the apple in the snakes mouth and toss it on the fire, poking it with a stick once in awhile until it looks ready to eat.

Snake ala pomme !

yum yum

Don't worry.....I'm only joking. For a start if it had been Thailand, the apple,tree and snake would have been fakes and Adam would have been a Katoey so they couldn't have had children anyway.

Not to mention that Adam, not having a job other than playing "snook" and drinking whiskey all day, wouldn't have been able to bar-fine Eve, who would have gone off with a "hansum man" from the Land of Nod (that place where Cain and Abel somehow found brides).

Once again, sorry to be the killjoy. It was only Cain who went to the land of Nod (he had already killed Abel) and he took his wife with him!

Once again, sorry to be the killjoy. It was only Cain who went to the land of Nod (he had already killed Abel) and he took his wife with him!

Fuddy-duddy. Yer killing a good story !

OK, so Nong (aka Adam), the lazy swine, is drinking high-octane nectar and playing hide the weinie with the local sheep, goats and the cute little heifer over by the creek.

Lek (aka Eve) is slaving away at the local "club", until one day a "hansum man" (aka "the farang") from the Land of Nod comes in. He promises to take her away from it all and give her a better life (or at least pay attention to her until her boobs start to sag).

Seeing an opportunity, Lek chops down the tree and lights it on fire. She then grabs the sneaky snake and jams the apple (forbidden fruit) down it's throat, then tosses it on to the fire. After poking it a few times with a stick (to make sure it was dead, and somewhat edible), she serves it to the drunken Nong, condemning him for eternity.

Lek then takes off to the Land of Nod (aka England/America/Australia/ect) with her hansum man, living the life of luxury (until the day hansum man cuts her "allowance", after which she packs up and returns to Paradise to find a new, richer hansum man !).

Is that better ?

Once again, sorry to be the killjoy. It was only Cain who went to the land of Nod (he had already killed Abel) and he took his wife with him!

Fuddy-duddy. Yer killing a good story !

OK, so Nong (aka Adam), the lazy swine, is drinking high-octane nectar and playing hide the weinie with the local sheep, goats and the cute little heifer over by the creek.

Lek (aka Eve) is slaving away at the local "club", until one day a "hansum man" (aka "the farang") from the Land of Nod comes in. He promises to take her away from it all and give her a better life (or at least pay attention to her until her boobs start to sag).

Seeing an opportunity, Lek chops down the tree and lights it on fire. She then grabs the sneaky snake and jams the apple (forbidden fruit) down it's throat, then tosses it on to the fire. After poking it a few times with a stick (to make sure it was dead, and somewhat edible), she serves it to the drunken Nong, condemning him for eternity.

Lek then takes off to the Land of Nod (aka England/America/Australia/ect) with her hansum man, living the life of luxury (until the day hansum man cuts her "allowance", after which she packs up and returns to Paradise to find a new, richer hansum man !).

Is that better ?

You forgot the bit where she cannot resist one last look at Pattaya, then turns into a pillar of fish sauce.

Once again, sorry to be the killjoy. It was only Cain who went to the land of Nod (he had already killed Abel) and he took his wife with him!

Fuddy-duddy. Yer killing a good story !

OK, so Nong (aka Adam), the lazy swine, is drinking high-octane nectar and playing hide the weinie with the local sheep, goats and the cute little heifer over by the creek.

Lek (aka Eve) is slaving away at the local "club", until one day a "hansum man" (aka "the farang") from the Land of Nod comes in. He promises to take her away from it all and give her a better life (or at least pay attention to her until her boobs start to sag).

Seeing an opportunity, Lek chops down the tree and lights it on fire. She then grabs the sneaky snake and jams the apple (forbidden fruit) down it's throat, then tosses it on to the fire. After poking it a few times with a stick (to make sure it was dead, and somewhat edible), she serves it to the drunken Nong, condemning him for eternity.

Lek then takes off to the Land of Nod (aka England/America/Australia/ect) with her hansum man, living the life of luxury (until the day hansum man cuts her "allowance", after which she packs up and returns to Paradise to find a new, richer hansum man !).

Is that better ?

You forgot the bit where she cannot resist one last look at Pattaya, then turns into a pillar of fish sauce.

Kerry, yes, much better. Lanmpard, brilliant!

Now I think we should leave out the part where hansum man has to go and get drunk and sleep with two young ladies! If you know the next part of the story you'll know what I mean!!!