Though not all at once (just in case you were making a block booking with the local escort agency)

It appears the scientists have done a study.

So if your lifetime score is not high enough perhaps it's time to tell the wife you're going out for a bit of prostate prevention.

More here :-

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/sex-with-more-than-20-women-reduces-risk-of-prostate-cancer-according-to-study-9824041.html

I'm doomed!

Excellent news. Although I am now a staunch follower of life of fidelity, my misspent youth and early adulthood should assure me of a negative chance of cancer.

Where's my confidentiality clause?

so that we can say that excess and dissolute behavior is good fer ye...I have been a champion in the promotion of the associated activities in this regard for yonks but no one has wanted to believe me...

'tutsiwarrior! if ye don't stop yer wicked ways yer unit will simply fall off!...'

tutsi: 'au contraire...mon cherie...'

(the boy Louie: 'dad...did you really do all that stuff that mum has accused you of?...' 'well, ye know, son...back in my day we didn't have internet pornography and ye had to get yer relief where ye could find it...')

Where's my confidentiality clause?

I think it's eloped with mine.

so that we can say that excess and dissolute behavior is good fer ye...I have been a champion in the promotion of the associated activities in this regard for yonks but no one has wanted to believe me...

'tutsiwarrior! if ye don't stop yer wicked ways yer unit will simply fall off!...'

tutsi: 'au contraire...mon cherie...'

(the boy Louie: 'dad...did you really do all that stuff that mum has accused you of?...' 'well, ye know, son...back in my day we didn't have internet pornography and ye had to get yer relief where ye could find it...')

My laptop is in the hospital the computer geek shop told me.

I hope they didn't send it to the forensic police hospital to check for DNA or I might be heading for the stripey uniform....I swear it was my wee cousin who was looking at hello kitty bags for Xmas.....

I don't see how having sex with many different women can have any relevance, how could it be different from having regular sex with the same woman.

It is a fact that regular evacuation of the Prostate gland is beneficial and helps avoid disease - actually Prostate Cancer used to be called "the Monks' disease" because Monks spent a lot of time sitting, illuminating manuscripts etc., and of course since they were celibate and masturbation was regarded as a sin they did not often evacuate their Prostate gland.

Patrick

I don't see how having sex with many different women can have any relevance, how could it be different from having regular sex with the same woman?

It is a fact that regular evacuation of the Prostate gland is beneficial and helps avoid disease - actually Prostate Cancer used to be called "the Monks' disease" because Monks spent a lot of time sitting, illuminating manuscripts etc., and of course since they were celibate and masturbation was regarded as a sin they did not often evacuate their Prostate gland.

Patrick

I don't see how having sex with many different women can have any relevance, how could it be different from having regular sex with the same woman.

Many placebos have been shown to have beneficial results, although there is no positive conclusion as to how or why.

The most natural placebo is just feeling good.

I don't see how having sex with many different women can have any relevance, how could it be different from having regular sex with the same woman?

It is a fact that regular evacuation of the Prostate gland is beneficial and helps avoid disease - actually Prostate Cancer used to be called "the Monks' disease" because Monks spent a lot of time sitting, illuminating manuscripts etc., and of course since they were celibate and masturbation was regarded as a sin they did not often evacuate their Prostate gland.

Patrick

A reasonable point.

Perhaps the answer is not in the 20 women but that the libido of the 20-plus womaniser (and I say that in the nicest possible way) is such that he "evacuates his prostate" more often.

20 women is just an indicator, not a reason.

I don't see how having sex with many different women can have any relevance, how could it be different from having regular sex with the same woman?

It is a fact that regular evacuation of the Prostate gland is beneficial and helps avoid disease - actually Prostate Cancer used to be called "the Monks' disease" because Monks spent a lot of time sitting, illuminating manuscripts etc., and of course since they were celibate and masturbation was regarded as a sin they did not often evacuate their Prostate gland.

Patrick

A reasonable point.

Perhaps the answer is not in the 20 women but that the libido of the 20-plus womaniser (and I say that in the nicest possible way) is such that he "evacuates his prostate" more often.

20 women is just an indicator, not a reason.

Think both of you guys are spot on. It is a curious thing that those who conducted the study did not just as easily conclude "frequent sex within a monogamous relationship reduces the risk of cancer." Why? Because we also know from exhaustive studies that frequent sex with multiple partners most definitely increases the risk of various STDs and related. W know that the merit is not in the variation of lovers rather the act itself.

Basically, I think you two guys above trump whatever merit could have been gleaned from that study with your points. Thanks.

Hmmmm, but, (and my last post is discredited by this thought, too), the data shows that even promiscuous gay men do not affect the hypothesis.

So it's not a matter of number of ejaculations

Load of crinkley old balls.

And how many men have your lovely 20 women have had sex with... do the calculations,

Load of crinkley old balls.

And how many men have your lovely 20 women have had sex with... do the calculations,

Finally, the sort of reply I hoped I'd see as it reflects my thoughts precisely.

I only posted it as I thought it was such a load of old <deleted> that it was possibly worth an airing in Bedlam.

It's a horrible thought. Thinking back on the men i have been intimate with, and then thinking about who they have been with and then them and them and them... Boggled mind.

I could have been with a lot of you lot without knowing it. Luckily we have kept the friends incest to here. But some of my friends go with girls in Thailand and they have been known to be with me.

Oh shit, we are all related....

I would really find it weird that a freind of mine had been with a girl that one of you lot had been with.

Awkward silence.

It's a horrible thought. Thinking back on the men i have been intimate with, and then thinking about who they have been with and then them and them and them... Boggled mind.

I could have been with a lot of you lot without knowing it. Luckily we have kept the friends incest to here. But some of my friends go with girls in Thailand and they have been known to be with me.

Oh shit, we are all related....

I would really find it weird that a freind of mine had been with a girl that one of you lot had been with.

Awkward silence.

Not me patsy.

I'm still a virgin.

I know, but do the calculations - you are a lucky person. You may have inadvertantly slept with me!!!! Because a friend did it.

I am going to have three showers now, scrubbing scrubbing scrubbing the fact that in the total having sex over the years i may have slept with Neverdie.

I want a romantic evening with candles and caviar and smoked salmon. To re create that ultimate moment. When we may have met in Nepal. Or some other place i have never been. Machu Piczu, New York....

I am going out to buy 20 different kinds of gloves. It is about as close as I'll ever come (pun intended)to a score (another pun intended). If it doesn't work on my prostate, at least it should reduce the size of the callouses on my palm.

Load of crinkley old balls.

And how many men have your lovely 20 women have had sex with... do the calculations,

Sorry, Patsy, don't have access to a super computer.

Little Johnny and Janie were playing together one day. Being particularly inquisitive this day they decided to check out each other's privates. Little Johnnie then proceeded to drop his drawers while Janie slid down her skirt. A bit of a shock overcame little Johnnie as he espied little Janie's disparity. A smirk came over his face as he exclaimed rather proudly, "Why, you don't have one of these!" pointing to his little member. Undaunted, little Janie cooly declared, her finger aimed in the direction of her pudenda, "Well, my mommy told me that with one of these I can have as many of those as I want!"

Yes, do do the math.

This shall be disproven when I get get cancer.

Pudenda? Haven't read or heard that word for years!!

Surgical removal of the prostate glands would give you a better risk reduction...? Virgin or otherwise...

Do you have to top up as you get older?

Say you bagged your 20 by age 25. Does that reduce your risk forever, or do you have to bed another 20 every so often?

I don't see how having sex with many different women can have any relevance, how could it be different from having regular sex with the same woman?

It is a fact that regular evacuation of the Prostate gland is beneficial and helps avoid disease - actually Prostate Cancer used to be called "the Monks' disease" because Monks spent a lot of time sitting, illuminating manuscripts etc., and of course since they were celibate and masturbation was regarded as a sin they did not often evacuate their Prostate gland.

Patrick

A reasonable point.

Perhaps the answer is not in the 20 women but that the libido of the 20-plus womaniser (and I say that in the nicest possible way) is such that he "evacuates his prostate" more often.

20 women is just an indicator, not a reason.

Think both of you guys are spot on. It is a curious thing that those who conducted the study did not just as easily conclude "frequent sex within a monogamous relationship reduces the risk of cancer." Why? Because we also know from exhaustive studies that frequent sex with multiple partners most definitely increases the risk of various STDs and related. W know that the merit is not in the variation of lovers rather the act itself.

Basically, I think you two guys above trump whatever merit could have been gleaned from that study with your points. Thanks.

There could be some hormone released. Some hunter-killer alpha male hormone is produced at each conquest. Maybe this hypothetical hormone protects against cancer.

And maybe that is why promiscuous gay men do not show the same results as there may be fewer alphas amongst the gay population.

Bah. Humbug.

Yeah but they are also saying munching box causes throat cancer and teenage boys should be given the human papilloma vaccine as well as the girls.

To late for for me..

Do you have to top up as you get older?

Say you bagged your 20 by age 25. Does that reduce your risk forever, or do you have to bed another 20 every so often?

I believe that this is an annual count, to be maintained throughout one's life.

Leastways, that's my policy.

I know, but do the calculations - you are a lucky person. You may have inadvertantly slept with me!!!! Because a friend did it.

I am going to have three showers now, scrubbing scrubbing scrubbing the fact that in the total having sex over the years i may have slept with Neverdie.

I want a romantic evening with candles and caviar and smoked salmon. To re create that ultimate moment. When we may have met in Nepal. Or some other place i have never been. Machu Piczu, New York....

Talking about inadvertant sleeping together....

I picked up a lady in my local pub a few years ago. A couple of hours chatting in the pub, then we went home and did it.

It was only afterwards that something at the back of my mind came forward..."Hey, we slept together about two years ago in Rotorua!" At that point she remembered too.

We were both a bit sheepish for not recognising each other earlier and for both being quite slutty.

The trick would be to convinced the loved one that you are well under the required number and in the interests of a long and healthy old age......

Of course you would only be catching up because of wanting more time to spend with her.