An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you ?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc......" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '-key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I ?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"

Lesson 1: Never insult anyone.

Lesson 2: Especially when you don't know their culture.

Bozo, don't live up to your name...great jokes, but keep em all in the same thread, much easier to read. I am sick of opening your joke topics, so I have missed a lot of them. What a shame.

you will end up with the same amount of posts.

OK.

bozo, mai bpen rai.

start a thread called "bozo's RATFLMAO jokes"

seriously great jokes, I, and everyone else wants to keep reading them.

Don't let me put you off.

1. How to build a thread ?

2. What does "RATFLMAO" mean ?

What does "RATFLMAO" mean ?

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