How Many Women With Pms Does It Take To Change Alight Bulb?

[Mr Jones]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change alight bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to

change a light bulb! They don't even know that the

bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark

for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,

once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to

find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in

the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But

if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find

the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to

stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT

WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME

IN!!! BECAUSE NO O NE EVER CARRIES OUT THE

GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT

DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE

AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I’m sorry. What was your question?

[johnb]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change alight bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to

change a light bulb! They don't even know that the

bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark

for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,

once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to

find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in

the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But

if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find

the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to

stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT

WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME

IN!!! BECAUSE NO O NE EVER CARRIES OUT THE

GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT

DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE

AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I’m sorry. What was your question?

OK OK I change it now

Johnb

[suegha]

Very good, and maybe a little bit too true...

[Chang_paarp]

It reminds me why I like to live alone.