My secret, sexy - did I forget to mention - centenarian admirer

[Costas2008]

Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

Ageism is just another form of discrimination, besides, if you look behind her right ear, you'll see her 'use by' date

My friend, I always suspected you are confused...............

You look behind their ears, left or right, doesn't matter, to see the writing if they are ladyboys or not and nothing to do with the sell by date.

Got it?

[smotherb]

Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

Ageism is just another form of discrimination, besides, if you look behind her right ear, you'll see her 'use by' date

My friend, I always suspected you are confused...............

You look behind their ears, left or right, doesn't matter, to see the writing if they are ladyboys or not and nothing to do with the sell by date.

Got it?

Ah, Costas, don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

[sipi]

You guys ever seen the movie Harold and Maude? It's a really beautiful love story about a young man and an older woman. I've seen this movie dozens and dozens of times, and I recommend it to everyone.

Just because I'm attracted to a 100 year old woman doesn't mean I've thrown all my aesthetic standards about female beauty out the window. I can't show you her picture out of respect for her privacy, but trust me, this woman is hot for her age.

I really can't understand why my interest in an older woman isn't getting more support. After all the stories you read on TVF about guys chasing after younger women, I would have thought my story would be a refreshing change of pace. I'm starting to feel like I have a big blind spot in the self-awareness department. What am I missing here?

I was waiting for the OP punchline. Clever.

[CapeCobra]

Well done OP! I like trolly posts that make me chuckle.

I think I saw your girl at Jomtien Beach.

[Rykbanlor]

Savour the vintage.

When I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be a Costas yarn.

[Berkshire]

You guys ever seen the movie Harold and Maude? It's a really beautiful love story about a young man and an older woman. I've seen this movie dozens and dozens of times, and I recommend it to everyone.

Just because I'm attracted to a 100 year old woman doesn't mean I've thrown all my aesthetic standards about female beauty out the window. I can't show you her picture out of respect for her privacy, but trust me, this woman is hot for her age.

I really can't understand why my interest in an older woman isn't getting more support. After all the stories you read on TVF about guys chasing after younger women, I would have thought my story would be a refreshing change of pace. I'm starting to feel like I have a big blind spot in the self-awareness department. What am I missing here?

Sorry Gecko. It's just that when you say she's 100 years old...I'm sure everyone has an idea of what a 100 yr old woman would look like. And the thing about "community outreach"....at least you have a sense of humor about it. Ok, I won't joke about it anymore. By the way, does she have dementia? Because whatever you do with her, she won't remember anyhow. Ooops! Sorry.

[Araiwa]

Do you enjoy necrophilism?

[elgordo38]

Yep, go for it!

What could possibly go wrong.

Be a gentleman and get a tube of K/Y

[micmichd]

Gecko, I'm sorry to say that I'm very disappointed in you.

You are really thinking of giving a 100 yo a roll in the hay as you put it?

What are you thinking about?

This is the lowest of the low I've ever heard.

For a BJ....may be she is OK...........no teeth, after all.............for anything else................Noooooooooooooooooo

Costas:

I'm not sure if I like the tone of your post.

First of all, who said she has no teeth?

Secondly, I am a very considerate lover and I would never try to dictate what direction the love making takes with my partner. For goodness sake, this woman is old enough to be my mother, maybe even my grandmother, not some common prostitute! Please show my paramour the respect she deserves when discussing her in the future.

Finally, and I'll admit I might be rationalizing, but I really don't see having an extra-marital affair with a 100 year old woman as cheating on my wife. I see it more as community outreach work. Again, perhaps I'm not being honest with myself and have lost my moral compass, but I don't think moral judgments are the order of the day here.

Sorry Gecko, I didn't mean to be harsh on you.......not really..........Ah OK, may be a little bit.........................

And I do admit you didn't mention teeth but 100yo wouldn't have many teeth left.......I imagine.......so I offered my valuable advice to you......to help you out of your predicament...........

[robertson468]

Are you sure that is a gleem in her eye and not "glass eyes"?

[micmichd]

Teeth:

I've heard rumours that really old mountain women sometimes grow teeth again, without any dentist.

Sexy:

Thai women are famous for keeping their bodies in shape, and with fresh teeth I would try my best.

Pregnant:

I never heard of a 100 yo woman getting pregnant.

[mrfaroukh]

OH shit, you are disgusting

[micmichd]

Facts should not be secrets, secrets should.

[Nemesis7]

Picture speaks a thousand words.. Show us the picture to asses properly.

By the way please make sure by doing anything like this, you don't ruin your relationship and most importantly hope you and her keeps it to yourselves .

[retarius]

Yes yes yes...go for it....what an experience....100 yo....I've done most stuff but never a 100 yo

[MauiSteveBKK]

Nothing good can come of this.

Nothing.

Do nothing ... say nothing.

You possibly have more to lose than to gain.

[micmichd]

NO.

You're about to make a monkey out of yourself, and your wife a monkey wife.

Since you've gone public, you'll attract all kinds of watchers seeking for the Farang monkey man and his wife.

[bbbbooboo]

Sounds like possible mental health issues are evident here

[collingwood]

One sick puppy......

[nithisa78]

Your a Very Sick Puppy you need to have your brain checked sicko

Isn't this a cartoon post (PLEASE?)

[Gecko123]

Who are these people who keep insisting that there is something inherently deviant or psychologically unbalanced about a 60 year old man being attracted to a 100 year old woman?

Sorry, but no mental health professional would ever concur with this opinion.

[micmichd]

Sounds like possible mental health issues are evident here

Anything is possible, you're oK?

[micmichd]

Gecko 123,

you're right, and you have a right to dissident opinions.

[Gecko123]

Gecko 123,

you're right, and you have a right to dissident opinions.

A 60 year man in poor health can look 80, and a 100 year old woman in good health can look 80 as well. Where's the problem, officer?

PS: Can't tell from your post whether you meant "dissident," "decadent," or "deviant," or maybe all three.

[micmichd]

No problem at all, some look younger than they are, some look older.

And I do mean: dissident, not (criminologically or mentally) deviant.

[aussieruss]

Your da man:rolleyes:

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[micmichd]

Don't remember if you were on this forum last December. They blamed Farangsto have a younger girlfriend, and then asked conspicuously if those Farangs would also take a woman that is older. Now they found one, and on goes the bashing.

[CapeCobra]

Nothing wrong with a delicate Granny Smith.

[F4UCorsair]

Many a fine tune played on an old fiddle!

And your butt could be going up and down like a fiddler's elbow?

Any more fiddle jokes/sayings/proverbs?

[maidee]

glaucoma + salivary glands problem