Thing you'll never do twice in Thailand

[lanng khao]

Wear a dress.

I think this warrants some explanatory notage.

unless it's a floral design, can't really go wrong with them..

Yes pink with pale blue flowers can work.

and a straw hat..

[marko kok prong]

and a straw hat..

You've nailed it with the hat.

[kannot]

Assume anything................especially with some TV posters

[kannot]

Trust a fart.

I'll second that!

Been there, done it, got the T-Shirt.

Surely you mean "underpants" or was it that explosive?

[BngkkB]

Try to convince a foreigner that the love of his life doesn't feel the same way.

[slipperylobster]

Make out with a ladyboy.....

[Singhajon]

Lend money to anyone who's pickup is worth more than their house

[bannork]

Arrive in Thailand for the first time.

[sipi]

Wear a dress.

I think this warrants some explanatory notage.

Well well Thaddeus. I have 2 photos of you in a dress. Do we talk bribery??555

On a different note. I will never again catch the overnight bus from Bangkok to Phon Cheroen. It was a lot more than twice, but never again..

Apparently they have since invented planes.

Having said that, building our house in Issan was simple in comparison to most things..

Edited May 23, 2015 by sipi

[Blindside]

Push in front of a truck driver.

Glad I did not escalate it once the man was out pounding on my car roof....I am / was twice his size, but did the sensible thing and stayed calm and in my vehicle.

Trucks have right of way.....

[maprao]

Rent a Jet Ski

[Blindside]

Lend money to anyone who's pickup is worth more than their house

Brilliant, you have my vote....so true....

[ehs818]

Give a whistle to a young Thai boy, or a mirror to a young Thai girl. The boy grows up wanting to be a parking lot attendant. The girl-just another narcissist.

[circusman]

Pay for anything in advance.

[faraday]

Believe that I am hansum.....

[quandow]

Make a rude post about Yingluck.

[sanuk711]

Get a head job ---just after my GF has eaten Som Tum....................................

[sipi]

Telling a ladyboy he law mak mak, still have the welt on the back of my neck off his size ten flipflop..

Good thing he wasn't wearing high-heels.

[shirtless]

take financial advice from a thai, hir a jetski go out with a tall girl with big feet and a deep voice

[cloudhopper]

Trust any Thai, no matter how long or well I've known them.

[thequietman]

Touch my brother-in-laws head whilst turning of the floor fan with my foot with my shoes on. Then hugging her other brother who is a monk and then offering him a beer. I then pointed at my wife and blamed her in a loud tone.

[Shiver]

Trust a fart.

+1

If you're not sure it's a fart, assume it's a shart.

My 'never do that again' is to ride the scooter to Nong Khai whilst being extremely dehydrated and lacking electrolytes and getting sunburn. I thought I was going to die, and even the 'magic sponge' of Leo didn't fix it.

[Shiver]

Trust a fart.

I'll second that!

Been there, done it, got the T-Shirt.

Where exactly do you wear your t-shirt?

[sirineou]

Jump from an airplane with out a parachute

[Kenny202]

Believe any statement from a Thai that includes "honest sincere"

[EnglishJohn]

Consider going in to business with a Thai

[northernphil]

Trust a fart.

I'll second that!

Been there, done it, got the T-Shirt.

If I mail you my address could you send a T shirt that says " Never trust a fart "

[Bruzzzz]

Believe a Thai who asserts "yes" he can or "yes" he knows or states something is "same same".

[jspill]

Ping Pong show

Wat Phra Kaew

Maya Bay

[northernphil]

Open up a post on TV that starts " I am thinking of buying a bar in Pattay with my Thai girlfriend who is 30years younger than me but age doesn't matter ........................"