long legs, big hips and that package usually includes big feet as well...have a look next time yer out and about...

and I never understood why women thought that their big feet detracted from their looks...

Sounds alot like "R. Crumb's ideal Woman".

yas, yas...me and Crumb go way back to the 60s...check out his recent London exhibition:

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/apr/24/robert-crumb-interview-art-and-beauty-exhibition

I remember the office banter once regarding sexy tennis players and at the time the consensus was some insipid, skinny white girl and I said: 'nonsense, Venus Williams rules...'

folks always thought I was weird but that confirmed it...('ahem...is that the womanly paradigm in that California place that you hail from, Mr tutsi?'...'you betcha...')

Being forced to wear these and whipped silly by the mad monk.

Pregnant women - before they are so far along that their faces swell up.