Dear England....please come third in the group

[smokie36]

This is the official World Cup thread.

Good luck to all the teams......I hope you all break several legs......apart from the Scots who I beg to get lucky so I can go eat borscht and freeze my nuts off in Siberia.

Over to you carmine!

[Brit_Doggie]

No mention of england maybe renaming thread might help.

[JonnyMoz]

This is the official World Cup thread.

Good luck to all the teams......I hope you all break several legs......apart from the Scots who I beg to get lucky so I can go eat borscht and freeze my nuts off in Siberia.

Over to you carmine!

The only way a jock will be in a game after the group stages is if he's the referee

[Jockstar]

This is the official World Cup thread.

Good luck to all the teams......I hope you all break several legs......apart from the Scots who I beg to get lucky so I can go eat borscht and freeze my nuts off in Siberia.

Over to you carmine!

The only way a jock will be in a game after the group stages is if he's the referee

I think its one of the easiest draws we have had for a while. But then again apart from us England get another easy group.

[Chicog]

That's an easy group.

Six points off Scotland, Malta, Lithuania and Slovenia, But I fear we will drop two points away to Slovakia, so only four off them.

Scotland will finish fourth.

[smokie36]

England are crap.....I just hope Woy wemains as boss!

[bartender100]

Heres the full draw

GF England, Slovakia, Scotland, Slovenia, Lithuania, Malta

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33666156

Scotland have a good chance in that group, can't see anyone there bothering England to much

[smokie36]

Quite fancy a trip to Malta....hope that game is at a suitable time of year.

[SantiSuk]

Quite fancy a trip to Malta....hope that game is at a suitable time of year.

Agreed. Probably the only place touching the Med that is actually quite pro-Brit (ah - forgot Gib - ooh and I always found the Libyans quite friendly too).

[stoneyboy]

It's funny how the sweatys are like a dog with two dicks when it comes to playing England.

Incidentally I find the group to be mediocre and blow par for the course.

I can't get excited about paying Scotland that's for sure.

[smokie36]

It's funny how the sweatys are like a dog with two dicks when it comes to playing England.

Incidentally I find the group to be mediocre and blow par for the course.

I can't get excited about paying Scotland that's for sure.

Not much football related for a sodden wet spam misery like you to be ever getting excited about to be fair.

[smokie36]

Quite fancy a trip to Malta....hope that game is at a suitable time of year.

Agreed. Probably the only place touching the Med that is actually quite pro-Brit (ah - forgot Gib - ooh and I always found the Libyans quite friendly too).

Early September...it will be baking....perfect!

[SantiSuk]

Since we've got at least 4 sets of week bones on the line potentially playing for England I think I'd rather see another also-ran Slav or ..stan nation in the mix rather than the super-motivated bruisers from north of the border

[stoneyboy]

It's funny how the sweatys are like a dog with two dicks when it comes to playing England.

Incidentally I find the group to be mediocre and blow par for the course.

I can't get excited about paying Scotland that's for sure.

Not much football related for a sodden wet spam misery like you to be ever getting excited about to be fair.

Hang on a minute didn't you watch our enthralling penalty shoot out mid week in the Europa quals,in Malta no less where you hope to see Jockland at least scrape a draw.

[smokie36]

It's funny how the sweatys are like a dog with two dicks when it comes to playing England.

Incidentally I find the group to be mediocre and blow par for the course.

I can't get excited about paying Scotland that's for sure.

Not much football related for a sodden wet spam misery like you to be ever getting excited about to be fair.

Hang on a minute didn't you watch our enthralling penalty shoot out mid week in the Europa quals,in Malta no less where you hope to see Jockland at least scrape a draw.

I was too busy having a soak in my new jacuzzi with a bottle of Dom Perignon that night.

Rest assured I'll be in Malta next September though....did you make it to Gozo?

The main square there has a cracking wine bar....great pizzas and beaches to die for.

Love Gozo...a real gem of a place!

[stoneyboy]

Sadly not I was on the Brent Delta at the time.

[smokie36]

Sadly not I was on the Brent Delta at the time.

Shave your bonce and have a few tattoos done...you can send us some pics from the nick in Malta.

Hopefully England have arranged to play there early February!