A Farang walks into a Pattaya bar,a 4 ft Crocodile under his arm,

the Barman,you cannot bring that thing in here!,

just a minute I want to show your patrons a trick, he pulls its jaws

apart,and puts his dick in its jaws, then gives it a whack on the head

with a stick, a gasp goes up in the bar.

He then says I will give anyone here 5000 THB that can do that,

An old Thai woman steps forward,I will do it for 5000 THB ,..BUT

don't hit me on the head with that F%£king stick!

regards Worgeordie

Worgeordie

It must be 20 years ago I first heard that one......................U been asleep all this time

p/s. don,t give up your day job

Worgeordie

It must be 20 years ago I first heard that one......................U been asleep all this time

p/s. don,t give up your day job

Hi pete well i did not post it for you,just hope someone else liked it,

anyway the oldens are always the best, whats your day job, criticizing

people on ThaiVisa ?

Regards Worgeordie

It had to be a Thai old woman?

The 'other kind' wouldn't need $5000, I guess.

No, I ain't trying to be racist - of course you agree, don't you?