Do you guys want my autograph?

Either way, I'm better hung than americans, beatles and God

I thought that was DONZ

At times there is not much difference but Kayo does have a stalker, so.....

Do you guys want my autograph?

Is a Goose able to handle a pen and write ?

LaoPo

hey donzo! Here's a true story for you & and Beatles fan's:

When i was in what can be called the equivalent of Junior High School, I played guitar and sang in a band.

We were once requested to go round all the junior or primary schools in our region and play to promote our school.

We (three man acoustic band) went from school to school playing wonderwall, and afterwards the kids did what they've seen on tv.... go up to the musicians and scream and shout for autographs.

Very often we'd sign: I'd either sign JohnLennon, or george Harrison, the other guitarist would sign Liam Gallagher (we often played wonderwall) and the the persussionist would always sign ringo starr.

I used to perform gigs and very often I be asked for an autograph. In my worst scrawl I'd quickly scribble 'Elvis Presley' and most people didn't even notice!

I used to perform gigs and very often I be asked for an autograph. In my worst scrawl I'd quickly scribble 'Elvis Presley' and most people didn't even notice!

Soooooo......you didn't leave the building after all !!!!!!

I used to perform gigs and very often I be asked for an autograph. In my worst scrawl I'd quickly scribble 'Elvis Presley' and most people didn't even notice!

Soooooo......you didn't leave the building after all !!!!!!

Oh yes I did!

but you followed me back in, right?

Oh' yes!

My Nana has a plastic hip with a Regal tab holder in it.......and Elvis fell out......

Schimmmannnaaaa hoooo schimmannnnaaaa heyyy....

Is that a real or imitation hip?