What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Sandy Freckle]

No one will notice if I fart..., and blame the dog...., again.

Edited April 25, 2016 by Sandy Freckle

[anotheruser]

My friend has lost his passport and is on a 10 year overstay.

Although many of these fall under lies we tell eachother

I guess

[Lannig]

Thais are childish so they don't need democracy because they can't handle it properly. An authoritarian regime fits them well, they can live with this and it will do good to the country in the end.

Edited April 25, 2016 by Lannig

[thaiduncankk]

I am British

[i claudius]

"yes i know they are very close , he is her brother"

[i claudius]

"yes i know they are very close , he is her brother"

[Berkshire]

Thais are childish so they don't need democracy because they can't handle it properly. An authoritarian regime fits them well, they can live with this and it will do good to the country in the end.

Yes, western democracy is so much better. Just look at the US Presidential elections. Nothing childish going on there.....

[transam]

I am obese cos I work so hard to make money............

[KC 71]

I have no feelings !

[jerojero]

If I drive defensively, I'm sure I'll never get into an accident.

[nikmar]

My kid is not ADD. No. Defo.

[Ace of Pop]

I'm really enjoying my tenth Mango of the week

[puukao]

I don't mind wearing a face mask, I'm getting cheap fruit!!!!

[anotheruser]

Okay this fits into this thread somehow. Did anybody here move to Cambodia lately? Hilarious video if you have a bit of attention span.

[sipi]

If I toss words like "khun" or "somchai" into conversation it will sound really impressive.

[sipi]

Okay this fits into this thread somehow. Did anybody here move to Cambodia lately? Hilarious video if you have a bit of attention span.

I have the attention span of a bowling ball, but I found that very entertaining.

Edited April 29, 2016 by sipi

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Okay this fits into this thread somehow. Did anybody here move to Cambodia lately? Hilarious video if you have a bit of attention span.

I have the attention span of a bowling ball, but I found that very entertaining.

Amazing how many people live in denial and lie to themselves as per op post. So many posters here also.

Which brings me to a point from the video.

"I am in Thailand because of the state of affairs in USA and civil liberties in this country"

ROFLOLOLOLOL

[Naam]

for my comfortable lifestyle i am spending only 15,000 Baht a month that's why i am wealthy.

[Naam]

people who drive cars instead of walking or using a bicycle are suckers.

[Naam]

in my home country everything is cheaper than in Thailand.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I have the attention span of a bowling ball, but I found that very entertaining.

Man... that video is a treasure trove.

"She's half Chinese"

[theguyfromanotherforum]

"There is no difference between marrying a Western woman and paying for sex in Thailand"

[sipi]

Thai women are so loose, unlike our wonderful chaste Western ladies.

[HLover]

My name is Akhmeed and I am 100% British.

[tukkytuktuk]

I love soi dogs, come here and give me a kiss you mangy, matted, worm ridden, scratching yer ass on the floor pouch.

"Mmm wah, I love you my matted friend"

Edited April 29, 2016 by tukkytuktuk

[theguyfromanotherforum]

My name is Akhmeed and I am 100% British.

Prince was a genius.

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

in my home country everything is cheaper than in Thailand.

I love talking out of my @rse concerning my wealth,so i moved to a sh@thole like Thailand where owning or buying property as a foreigner is the best investment ever.

[BritManToo]

If I'm polite to all Thais, I won't get a kicking!

[anotheruser]

I have the attention span of a bowling ball, but I found that very entertaining.

Man... that video is a treasure trove.

"She's half Chinese"

The video is funny for sure. There is a debate whether it is a wind up or if the guy is serious. I think it is a scripted joke but some people in Cambodia are saying they know the guy and he is actually this stupid. "Western girls just don't seem interested in dating guys." lol

Wonder why?

[Naam]

no way that i'd live in sh@thole like Thailand where i wouldn't earn 4.95 an hour for flipping burgers which provides me with a comfortably lifestyle in <insert location>.

Edited April 29, 2016 by Naam