What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[ThaiFelix]

I will pay him back end of the month.......I promise.

I'm a published author, thats why I stay at home while my wife goes out to work.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I am a digital nomad

[mcfish]

I'm make my money from trading the stock market. My 4000 baht/a month condo in Pattaya is only temporary while I look around

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[theguyfromanotherforum]

I can easily get girls in my country, but I came to Thailand because I like the culture.

[Rob8891]

Sure, I have hundreds of good friends here in Thailand......

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Market food in Thailand is so much healthier than in the West.

[BaldPlumber]

I didn't come to Thailand for the Thai wimmin

I have never been to a bar

My wife has never worked in a bar

I definitely did not meet my wife in the bar she has never worked in

Edited February 26, 2016 by BaldPlumber

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I never go to Nana only when my friends come for a visit, so I show them around.

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Hangover 2 is not real Thailand.

[Sealbash]

People will admire me if I correct someone's punctuation errors on TV

[georgemandm]

I am so happy I come to thailand and sold my home back home .

My thai gf worker in a restaurant before I meet her .

My thai gf wife would never ever lie to me she loves me .

This is my new son looks like me ? .

My wife or gf go work everyday but I still give her 20,000 thai bht just to help her out.

The best thing I did was come to thailand.

Really glad it all worked out for you........... ....................

What are you on about it has worked out for me I am just saying ok .

I am smart not put all my money in to thailand for a hairy Loose like you .

Wassa 'hairy Loose'...?

You

[sipi]

If I speak loud into my mobile phone in public about my fame and fortune everyone within earshot will be stupid enough to believe me.

[Rorri]

Biggest lie, mmm, that is simple, it's how good Thailand is, when in fact it's not that good at all.

[starky]

All western women are old and fat.

Should read.. most old western women are fat. Guess what? The men as well and a lot of the young ones and the way the asian diet has changed with all the highly processed sugary rubbish western countries now promote everywhere the asian population is catching up as well. Plenty of tubby western shielas running around mate way more so than their asian counterparts IMO

[SoiBiker]

Waiing serving staff demonstrates my deep understanding of Thai culture.

[arunsakda]

"I live here".

When one is only trying to indicate some degree of relative self-importance whilst staying in Chiang Mai for 2 months of a Gap year whilst still having a room in parents home in Surrey to return to.

Edited February 26, 2016 by arunsakda

[SoiBiker]

I'm better than the others because I've lived here longer.

[Fookhaht]

ThaiVisa readers really believe my "ex-CIA, Special Forces, Navy Seal" line. Now I'm really worth something.

[Stevemercer]

I'm better than the others because I speak Thai.

[prestburypark]

Mine is considerably larger than most locals....

[eldragon]

All western women are old and fat.

Does a generalization count as a lie?

[SoiBiker]

All western women are old and fat.

Does a generalization count as a lie?

I think the key word was 'all'.

[Gracas]

Even though I am over 60 and my girlfriend is early 20's we are sexually compatible.

She tells me I have too much power.

[Lex Talionis]

1. Secretly she just can't wait for me to die.

2. She's just like all the rest of the bar girls.

3. She's never loved me.

4. All she wants is my money

5. All the BIB are on the take

6. You can take the girl out of the bar but you can't take the bar out of the girl

[ThaiFelix]

I'm a good teechar.

[ThaiFelix]

Oh no, we are buying the place.

[ThaiFelix]

We moved to this smaller place because its easier to clean.

[ThaiFelix]

No we had to move (in the middle of the night) because theyre selling the place.

[Rhys]

I can speak English.

[Berkshire]

"I wouldn't date a hi so...even if they knew I existed."