Stan42 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 So I live in a soi with a lot of pubs and bars. But yesterday I walked past one full of Brits and got a load of the "Rugby Anthem". I laughed so hard I just had to look it up online. This is every single line I could find. Dear ladies, how do you react to a bunch of drunk guys singing this? I Used to Work in Chicago Structure: Open with Chorus. Insert Chorus after every two verses. Add your own verses. (Chorus) Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department storeI used to work in Chicago but I don't work there anymore! (Verses) A woman came into the store one day asking for some velvet.Some velvet she wanted?Felt she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for Beefeater Gin.Beefeater Gin she wanted?Eat her I did! A woman came into the store one day asking for a cucumber.A cucumber she wanted?My pickle she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a door.A door she wanted?Slammed she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for ground coffee.Ground coffee she wanted?Grind her I did! A woman came into the store one day asking for a Mexican gardener.A Mexican gardener she wanted?A dirty Sanchez she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for brass taps.Brass taps she wanted?A golden shower she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for liquor.Liquor she wanted?Lick her I did! A woman came into the store one day asking for an application.An application she wanted?Filled out she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a hammer.A hammer she wanted?Nailed she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some sailors.Some sailors she wanted?Semen she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for the elevator.The elevator she wanted?My shaft she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for an oriental looking device.An oriental looking device she wanted?My Japs eye she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some fireworks.Some fireworks she wanted?Banged she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for butter.Butter she wanted?Spread she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some poultry.Some poultry she wanted?My cock she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a ruler.A ruler she wanted?12 Inches she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for seafood.Seafood she wanted?Crabs she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some quick service.Quick service she wanted?Quickly serviced she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a pizza delivery.A pizza delivery she wanted?The backdoor delivery she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some bolts.Some bolts she wanted?My nuts she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a hand.A hand she wanted?Fisted she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a Big Mac.A Big Mac she wanted?My Whopper she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a translator.A translator she wanted?My cunning-linguist she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for an egg.An egg she wanted?Laid she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some ShakespeareShakespeare she wanted?Dickens she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for dinner.Dinner she wanted?Ate out she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a board.A board she wanted?Nailed she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a tire.A tire she wanted?Rimmed she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a lollipop.A lollipop she wanted?Licked she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a piano.A piano she wanted?My organ she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a truck.A truck she wanted?Rammed she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some SpriteSprite she wanted?7-Ups she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some turkeySome turkey she wanted?Stuffed she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some toilet paper.Toilet paper she wanted?Dumped she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some rubber.Rubber she wanted?Rub her I did! A woman came into the store one day asking for a dirty carpet.A dirty carpet she wanted?A rough shag she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a lady train.A lady train she wanted?A miscarriage she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a flag.A flag she wanted?My pole she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some jewelryJewelry she wanted?A pearl necklace she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for for a camel.A camel she wanted?Humped she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a KitKat.A KitKat she wanted?Four fingers she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some help.Some help she wanted?AIDS she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some doughnuts.Some doughnuts she wanted?Cream filled she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for a floppy diskA floppy disk she wanted?My hard drive she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some Pringles.Pringles she wanted?The pop she got! A woman came into the store one day asking for some meat.Some meat she wanted?Porked she got! (Final verse) A woman came into the store one day asking to have sex with me. Sex with you she wanted? In Chicago in an old department store I no longer work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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