Chelsea Fc Thread

[uptheos]

What I saw of Lukaku yesterday, I can only say again......why?

[smokie36]

I thought Fulham had good chances in the first half and blew them....heads went down second half and the chavs capitalised.

Sidwell will be kicking his dog round the park this morning!

[smokie36]

One more thing....were the Chelsea players running a book on who could kick Scotty Parker the most times?

[mjj]

Jose talks Mata.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=9DjBtGID37g

[uptheos]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

[SinglePot]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

It's a fair point. Everton are the only unbeaten team in the EPL, but also beneath Chelsea.

Let's see what happens today.

[uptheos]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

It's a fair point. Everton are the only unbeaten team in the EPL, but also beneath Chelsea.

Let's see what happens today.

Everton are playing some very nice football.........and what a centre forward!..............

[mrbojangles]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

Reporter "is there a crisis Jose?"

Jose "what in Syria?"

[SinglePot]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

It's a fair point. Everton are the only unbeaten team in the EPL, but also beneath Chelsea.

Let's see what happens today.

Everton are playing some very nice football.........and what a centre forward!..............

It's a very fair point. Who knows, maybe Martinez will do more with Everton than Moyes ever did. Like win something?

[iancnx]

So SP nice win after all, though You have to admit the first half was dire falling asleep stuff. Still 3 points an all tat!

So Swindon tonite..... Are you up for it?

[SantiSuk]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

Reporter "is there a crisis Jose?"

Jose "what in Syria?"

Gotta love that bloke! (sorry Stevie ). You'll never catch him with that "rabbit in the headlights" look on, that even experienced managers like Arsene suffer from occasionally.

[SantiSuk]

What I saw of Lukaku yesterday, I can only say again......why?

Fernando is Abro's love child. It's the only plausible explanation.

[StevieH]

What I saw of Lukaku yesterday, I can only say again......why?

Fernando is Abro's love child. It's the only plausible explanation.

i thought that was shevchenko?

[jellydog]

Typical JM quote "people are criticising us, but i see all other teams are beneath us".

Reporter "is there a crisis Jose?"

Jose "what in Syria?"

Gotta love that bloke! (sorry Stevie ). You'll never catch him with that "rabbit in the headlights" look on, that even experienced managers like Arsene suffer from occasionally.

If you're an annoying neurotic sociopath like Mourinho you work on not having the "rabbit" look. More normal folks just accept that it will happen from time to time, don't care that much, and move on.

[iancnx]

Mourinho is the President of the Di Canio Supporters Club.....

Reportedly said....

World Cup-winner Juan Mata and Brazil defender David Luiz are to feature as Chelsea travel to Swindon in the third round.

Manager Jose Mourinho has told Mata, who has made only two starts this term after being near ever-present in his first two seasons at Chelsea, to prove his worth at the County Ground.

Hahahahah to prove his worth.... Epic!

[SinglePot]

So SP nice win after all, though You have to admit the first half was dire falling asleep stuff. Still 3 points an all tat!

So Swindon tonite..... Are you up for it?

Yep. 2 players for every position as Mourhino taught AVB.

[keithsimmonds]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

[iancnx]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Keith your frankness and honesty is really refreshing. All us Spurs fans also hate the Chavs. Come on over to the Spurs thread.... We can compose plenty of 'special' hate mail.

[iancnx]

Lol....divide and conquer

[keithsimmonds]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Keith your frankness and honesty is really refreshing. All us Spurs fans also hate the Chavs. Come on over to the Spurs thread.... We can compose plenty of 'special' hate mail.

Two words mate....f..ck off

[MrRed]

Don't worry Keith you could be a United follower in our time of impending doom

[iancnx]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Keith your frankness and honesty is really refreshing. All us Spurs fans also hate the Chavs. Come on over to the Spurs thread.... We can compose plenty of 'special' hate mail.

Two words mate....f..ck off

Yeah I know.... I kind of deserved that.... Still, lets reconvene on Saturday...... Mouthwatering prospect don't ya think? I heard they are gonna make you lot walk from Finsbury Park.... Hope it's not raining too hard.

[SinglePot]

Not sure how it works in the game of golf Keith, but in martial arts any sign of weakness is punished.

[keithsimmonds]

Don't worry Keith you could be a United follower in our time of impending doom

As i have said to you before MrRed on several occassions,your days were gonna be well and truly over the moment old red nose hung up his stop watch...........and Moyes is never gonna have the money or the backing that SAF got....so your gonna fall....the question now is how far and how soon....so your gloating of 19 going on 20 is..... going going gone. imho

Edited September 25, 2013 by keithsimmonds

[keithsimmonds]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Keith your frankness and honesty is really refreshing. All us Spurs fans also hate the Chavs. Come on over to the Spurs thread.... We can compose plenty of 'special' hate mail.

Two words mate....f..ck off

Yeah I know.... I kind of deserved that.... Still, lets reconvene on Saturday...... Mouthwatering prospect don't ya think? I heard they are gonna make you lot walk from Finsbury Park.... Hope it's not raining too hard.

I,ve walked a lot further than Finsbury park to get to 3 points lane....

[iancnx]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Keith your frankness and honesty is really refreshing. All us Spurs fans also hate the Chavs. Come on over to the Spurs thread.... We can compose plenty of 'special' hate mail.

Two words mate....f..ck off

Yeah I know.... I kind of deserved that.... Still, lets reconvene on Saturday...... Mouthwatering prospect don't ya think? I heard they are gonna make you lot walk from Finsbury Park.... Hope it's not raining too hard.

I,ve walked a lot further than Finsbury park to get to 3 points lane....

That's more like it! We much prefer you get off at Highbury though and watch the game from one of their poncie pubs. Would save you the embarrassment of witnessing AVB stick it right up the Special one sideways.

[BIGTOE3]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Keith your frankness and honesty is really refreshing. All us Spurs fans also hate the Chavs. Come on over to the Spurs thread.... We can compose plenty of 'special' hate mail.

Two words mate....f..ck off

Yeah I know.... I kind of deserved that.... Still, lets reconvene on Saturday...... Mouthwatering prospect don't ya think? I heard they are gonna make you lot walk from Finsbury Park.... Hope it's not raining too hard.

I,ve walked a lot further than Finsbury park to get to 3 points lane....

That's more like it! We much prefer you get off at Highbury though and watch the game from one of their poncie pubs. Would save you the embarrassment of witnessing AVB stick it right up the Special one sideways.

As you say old chap I think you are ??????? that will do

[iancnx]

As you say old chap I think you are ??????? that will do

Lucy love, you are getting feisty aren't you, and on the Chavs thread! Be careful you don't chip a nail on the way out.

[carmine]

Mourinho is the President of the Di Canio Supporters Club.....

Reportedly said....

World Cup-winner Juan Mata and Brazil defender David Luiz are to feature as Chelsea travel to Swindon in the third round.

Manager Jose Mourinho has told Mata, who has made only two starts this term after being near ever-present in his first two seasons at Chelsea, to prove his worth at the County Ground.

Hahahahah to prove his worth.... Epic!

Yes incredibly patronizing of Mourinho and i'm surprised Mata didnt tell him to poke it!

[carmine]

Nothing to write home about that performance,against lowly Swindon.

Can see why Jose prefers Ivanovich to Azpi at RB,William looked nothing special same as kdb and Mata who will be off come January,very very ordinary.

Jose invented the prhrase <park the bus> when we played Spurs at home in his 1st season in charge,come saturday and it will be us who has to park the bus or we,ll get hammered.imho

Mourinho knows how to scrap out a match. It will be very tight i think with possibly just a single goal.

A lot depends on the side he picks imho but Terry Cole and lampard all refer to this fixture as Chelsea's derby so the new players will be told just that. High intensity game but i doubt a flowing one