Chelsea Fc Thread

[smokie36]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

What success is that JD?

[carmine]

Anyone else wondering if PSG will put a sizeable summer bid in for Eden Hazard? just saying.....

Because that's what the papers say?

No. What papers anyway?

[jellydog]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

What success is that JD?

I stand corrected. I'm still responding to a nightmare I had not long ago.

[smokie36]

Anyone else wondering if PSG will put a sizeable summer bid in for Eden Hazard? just saying.....

Because that's what the papers say?

No. What papers anyway?

He means tomorrow's....once they have read your comments.

[P45Mustang]

Chelsea's summer transfer window won't be boring, that's for sure.

Lovely Jubbly.

It never is is it...

Net spend, with the ins and outs, about 4 shillings and sixpence.

Have you told Roman his net spend on players since taking over is only a few shillings!!!!!!!!!!!!? He probably thinks it amounts to hundreds of millions coupled with one of the hugest annual wage bills of any sporting club in the world!!!!!! Roman probably thinks his investments in the club have been colossal. I know that money has nothing at all really to do with winning all this silverware but really P45....are you sure

I'm talking about THIS summer window.

Drogba with a walking stick and a cameo role from the bench.

Keep Costa on his toes and nail the mid table/relegation crap.

[wilai]

New Subbuteo Edition.....The Jose way

[carmine]

New Subbuteo Edition.....The Jose way

Oh yes The Romford Pele and of course ex Arsenal knob head, Ray Parlour. See he's still as gormless looking as ever, the pasty faced <deleted>

Edited May 3, 2014 by carmine

[smokie36]

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarnt!

See you mocked me when I moved to Sarf London but I knew the lingo would come in handy one day.

[P45Mustang]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

What success is that JD?

Not getting in to the Europa League.

[smokie36]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

What success is that JD?

Not getting in to the Europa League.

Thanks for confirming your level of expectation.

[P45Mustang]

Little horse now gone.

A one season pony ride.

No turning back now.

[mad mary]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

[P45Mustang]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

Have a guess.

[jellydog]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

I figure they'll be getting their pink slip soon enough.

[mad mary]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

Have a guess.

Guessing is for mugs ,can't you guess for me?

[mad mary]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

I figure they'll be getting their pink slip soon enough.

P45s are not nice .

[Chicog]

Little horse now gone.

A one season pony ride.

No turning back now.

I'm telling you, he gets pissed early then starts posting weird shit.

[BangrakBob]

Little horse now gone.

A one season pony ride.

No turning back now.

I'm telling you, he gets pissed early then starts posting weird shit.

a bit narky around 10ish

[P45Mustang]

Little horse now gone.

A one season pony ride.

No turning back now.

I'm telling you, he gets pissed early then starts posting weird shit.

And you start posting shit any time.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Les Dawson was a negative . TWA t

Edited May 3, 2014 by P45Mustang

[P45Mustang]

Little horse now gone.

A one season pony ride.

No turning back now.

I'm telling you, he gets pissed early then starts posting weird shit.

a bit narky around 10ish

Yep.

That's about 50 minutes from now.

[P45Mustang]

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

I figure they'll be getting their pink slip soon enough.

P45s are not nice .

And I'm not letting my U15's anywhere near you.

[P45Mustang]

Looking for Everton and Palace to do something this weekend.

Fingers crossed.

You never know.

[P45Mustang]

Should be interesting to see what happens with Hazard. He was an essential element to Chelsea's success this season, given that they were woeful up front, and particularly toothless after Oscar took a powder.

OTOH, he strikes me as a bit of a dilettante, and immature. Wanting to go play for PSG pretty much says it all. He can don a beret, eat Camembert to his hearts delight, and shoot, shoot, shoot.

I would guess Mou will sound him out and then make a decision. As we have seen with Mata and Lukaku, if a player doesn't fit in with Mou's scheme he is usually sent elsewhere. Would that happen with a player that has the skills of Hazard ? Tough call.

Why hasn't he off loaded Torres & Ba then?

I figure they'll be getting their pink slip soon enough.

Ever seen a P45 from the PRC?

Pink and black.

( You won't get it unless you've lived there. Weird.)

Shanghai Shenhua still owe Drogba wages.

Could be on his way back to the Bridge.

Fully loaded.

[Chicog]

Yep, there's the gibberish Bob.

Good call.

[P45Mustang]

Yep, there's the gibberish Bob.

Good call.

TWA t.

[BangrakBob]

[P45Mustang]

Need Everton to win.

Lukaku needs to get himself sorted.

[P45Mustang]

Stick 2 more away Lukaku, and Mourinho might give you a job.

[P45Mustang]

Right. We're still in it.

Just need to beat Norwich and Cardiff and Liverpool and City to lose one.

Good effort from Everton I thought.

Mourinho has got his eye on Stones apparently.

[wilai]

A bit naff but I just watched it so you guys can too