Chelsea Fc Thread

[P45Mustang]

Anybody arguing?

Seems not.

Rip them apart Jose.

[P45Mustang]

Sorted.

Mourinho does the football.

Abramovich signs the cheques.

[P45Mustang]

Feeling Lucky?

Well do ya.

[carmine]

Sorted.

Mourinho does the football.

Abramovich signs the cheques.

This side isn't really going to need a coach. Least of all Mourinho getting involved and spoiling the quality of football. Better just to let Oscar and his teammates get on with it.

Minimum requirement should be the league title

[P45Mustang]

Yes. I think you are right carmine.

Could be a Ferrari Christmas present from Roman?

Mourinho might opt for a Volvo bus though.

[P45Mustang]

Chelsea

16 Aug 2014 3pm Burnley (A)

23 Aug 2014 3pm Leicester City (H)

30 Aug 2014 3pm Everton (A)

13 Sep 2014 3pm Swansea City (H)

20 Sep 2014 3pm Manchester City (A)

27 Sep 2014 3pm Aston Villa (H)

4 Oct 2014 3pm Arsenal (H)

18 Oct 2014 3pm Crystal Palace (A)

25 Oct 2014 3pm Manchester United (A)

1 Nov 2014 3pm Queens Park Rangers (H)

8 Nov 2014 3pm Liverpool (A)

22 Nov 2014 3pm West Bromwich Albion (H)

29 Nov 2014 3pm Sunderland (A)

3 Dec 2014 7.45pm Tottenham Hotspur (H)

6 Dec 2014 3pm Newcastle United (A)

13 Dec 2014 3pm Hull City (H)

20 Dec 2014 3pm Stoke City (A)

26 Dec 2014 3pm West Ham United (H)

28 Dec 2014 3pm Southampton (A)

1 Jan 2015 3pm Tottenham Hotspur (A)

10 Jan 2015 3pm Newcastle United (H)

17 Jan 2015 3pm Swansea City (A)

31 Jan 2015 3pm Manchester City (H)

7 Feb 2015 3pm Aston Villa (A)

11 Feb 2015 7.45pm Everton (H)

21 Feb 2015 3pm Burnley (H)

28 Feb 2015 3pm Leicester City (A)

3 Mar 2015 7.45pm West Ham United (A)

14 Mar 2015 3pm Southampton (H)

21 Mar 2015 3pm Hull City (A)

4 Apr 2015 3pm Stoke City (H)

11 Apr 2015 3pm Queens Park Rangers (A)

18 Apr 2015 3pm Manchester United (H)

25 Apr 2015 3pm Arsenal (A)

2 May 2015 3pm Crystal Palace (H)

9 May 2015 3pm Liverpool (H)

16 May 2015 3pm West Bromwich Albion (A)

24 May 2015 3pm Sunderland (H)

[P45Mustang]

[mrbojangles]

You stuffy gits

I know we all have to play every team but it's good for the mind if you get on a winning mentality early on.

[P45Mustang]

Mourinho will know the truth on September 20.

If he hasn't got his act sorted by then he will know.

[P45Mustang]

So, a little toe in the water on September 20.

Btw. A little tip:

Mourinho-Drogba is not about money.

Nor is van Gaal-van Persie.

[carmine]

Mourinho will know the truth on September 20.

If he hasn't got his act sorted by then he will know.

Ah yes, the first leg of El Cashico."

[P45Mustang]

Mourinho will know the truth on September 20.

If he hasn't got his act sorted by then he will know.

Ah yes, the first leg of El Cashico."

Quite.

I've just checked. Away to the mighty UNITED on October 25th.

[P45Mustang]

Mourinho: "España ha sido predecible, lenta y triste"

http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2014/06/19/mundial/1403181333_412145.html

[uptheos]

Costa failed to register a single shot, while Torres, Lukaku and Eto'o didn't either... so, will the Spain striker misfire for Chelsea?

[P45Mustang]

Good question.

Unproven in the Prem, but he worked fine with Simeone at At Mad.

Can't conclude too much from WC with del Bosque, I don't think.

Lukaku, Eto'o, Torres, looking to go. Ba? off the radar.

My guess is Mourinho will sign another heavy duty striker as well as Costa.

Cos he needs more than one anyway.

[carmine]

Good question.

Unproven in the Prem, but he worked fine with Simeone at At Mad.

Can't conclude too much from WC with del Bosque, I don't think.

Lukaku, Eto'o, Torres, looking to go. Ba? off the radar.

My guess is Mourinho will sign another heavy duty striker as well as Costa.

Cos he needs more than one anyway.

i shouldn't concern too much about Costa's world cup. He wasn't fit yet Del Bosque for some reason chose to play him.

Better to focus on his thirty-six goals for Athletico when he was fit.

[P45Mustang]

Good question.

Unproven in the Prem, but he worked fine with Simeone at At Mad.

Can't conclude too much from WC with del Bosque, I don't think.

Lukaku, Eto'o, Torres, looking to go. Ba? off the radar.

My guess is Mourinho will sign another heavy duty striker as well as Costa.

Cos he needs more than one anyway.

i shouldn't concern too much about Costa's world cup. He wasn't fit yet Del Bosque for some reason chose to play him.

Better to focus on his thirty-six goals for Athletico when he was fit.

Fair point.

Fabregas not too happy with del Bosque apparently. Played 10 minutes.

Spanish FA appear to be backing del Bosque. Bosque ready to resign.

We think England have problems!

Spanish FA grey suits sound just like ours.

[P45Mustang]

Anyway.

After a very disappointing end to the Group stage in the World Cup, I am briefly returning to the relative sanctuary of the Chelsea Thread.

These are my hopes going forward:

Chelsea players at the WC do themselves proud and avoid injury.

We see some fantastic football in Brazil, and I want our old boy Scolari to become a hero on home turf.

Mourinho to complete a brilliant inspired summer transfer window.

If van Gaal proves he is sh1t hot with the Dutch and gets UNITED motoring, bring it on.

Chelsea FC to take the EPL by storm.

Happy July and August, because June has been a bit of a mare.

Jogo Bonito.

[P45Mustang]

Diego Costa: Chelsea agree transfer with Atletico Madrid

BBC Sport.

[P45Mustang]

Right.

Need a big performance from Señor Oscar, Ramires, Willian and our old mucker David Luiz tonight.

City boy Fernandinho needs to put a shift in too.

Show 'em how to play football Neymar.

C'mon Phil.

[P45Mustang]

What a peach from David Luiz.

Looks like Willian will have to step up to the plate with Neymar out.

[P45Mustang]

Hoping Courtois and Hazard get lucky tonight.

Wouldn't it be nice.

I don't really rate Lukaku, do you? Might surprise us I suppose.

Edited July 5, 2014 by P45Mustang

[BangrakBob]

[uptheos]

Hoping Courtois and Hazard get lucky tonight.

Wouldn't it be nice.

I don't really rate Lukaku, do you? Might surprise us I suppose.

Bit like Samson, never been quite the same since he cut his hair.

[P45Mustang]

Close.

( Mourinho has already said he doesn't want any Baldini rejects ....

and you can forget about any chance of seeing Chelsea in Korea on the pre-season tour.

.... the pilot names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

[P45Mustang]

Oscar, Willian, Ramires, Luiz.

C'mon Phil.

[Chicog]

Which one of these is P45?

[P45Mustang]

I wonder what Jose has learned from this World Cup, and how it might influence his approach next season?

[smokie36]

Which one of these is P45?

I dunno but second from left is defo Seapok.

[P45Mustang]

Seems talking bullshit is not just a chav thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9xc4jOHca0#t=94