So..

A mossie just landed right on the end of my nose, without thinking i swatted the bugger..

totster

You must remember to put the beer down first, can't waste that - your nose should be 2nd priority.

It's not the only one out of joint today.

You must remember to put the beer down first, can't waste that - your nose should be 2nd priority.

This one works..... well it does with some in the village.

Wait for one of the Thai blokes to raise his glass of beer and then wais him

You must remember to put the beer down first, can't waste that - your nose should be 2nd priority.

This one works..... well it does with some in the village.

Wait for one of the Thai blokes to raise his glass of beer and then wais him

At least you didn' t use bug spray or stuck a lit green coil up your nose, keep the swatting technique.

So..

A mossie just landed right on the end of my nose

totster

Well, I've been blamed for a lot of things in my time, but never that

Mossy

So..

A mossie just landed right on the end of my nose, without thinking i swatted the bugger..

totster

A squashed mosquito and a bugger, must have been messy

bet you missed the mossie

Tots......

If you ever do some ironing ...... turn the phone off first

Tots......

If you ever do some ironing ...... turn the phone off first

assuming he is ambidextrous

A stupid friend of mine once reckoned, that if you put your finger on a mosquito, while he( or more likely her) is biting you, it will go on sucking till it explodes.

Just picturing Toaster with his finger on a mossie thats tearing huge chunks out of his nose.

No need to swat mozzies......

.........just roll a small amount of personal insect repellent on its rear legs..............

.......it won't kill the mozzie, but it sure will ruin its sex life.

I got bit on me balls once.

I got bit on me balls once.

You got a bit of what on your balls once?

I got bit on me balls once.

You got a bit of what on your balls once?

A bit of chin maybe... ?

totster

hang on a minute lads... Suegha, that's a whole different story.

We're on about Mozzies here right?

Oh' yeah!

So..

A mossie just landed right on the end of my nose, without thinking i swatted the bugger..

totster

Did you use one of those electric, tennis racquet type mossie bats ?

Got a criss-cross pattern of red lines across yer face now ?

A stupid friend of mine once reckoned, that if you put your finger on a mosquito, while he( or more likely her) is biting you, it will go on sucking till it explodes.

Will be female the males don't do blood sucking, they need the blood for reproduction. Just goes to show, nature and wives ........

Bitten on the eyelid is the worst.

Makes it all puff up, like someone has hit you.

Nipple bites can be a bit embarassing as well.

A stupid friend of mine once reckoned, that if you put your finger on a mosquito, while he( or more likely her) is biting you, it will go on sucking till it explodes.

Will be female the males don't do blood sucking, they need the blood for reproduction. Just goes to show, nature and wives ........

I'd heard that before, makes me wonder what the males drink

So..

A mossie just landed right on the end of my nose, without thinking i swatted the bugger..

totster

You think that you have problems - I have a spot inside my right nostrill

Nipple bites can be a bit embarassing as well.

A stupid friend of mine once reckoned, that if you put your finger on a mosquito, while he( or more likely her) is biting you, it will go on sucking till it explodes.

Will be female the males don't do blood sucking, they need the blood for reproduction. Just goes to show, nature and wives ........

I'd heard that before, makes me wonder what the males drink

...that's why we store beer cans in mosquito-safe fridges....

I'd heard that before, makes me wonder what the males drink

Like men every where, they hang out in bars trying to replenish their fluid supplies before going home where the wives suck the blood right out of them !