bottoms up,how do you like yours gents/ladies.

[Agent Sumo]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that's funny Agent Sumo.

I was just at the Big market last night with my wife. I saw 3 or 4 old coffin dodgers with the exact physique you so elegantly mentioned. Shorts, sandals, tank tops/printed T shirt, big guts and hairy backs. Real catch for those gals. Of course none of them had model quality wives either.

With that said, I haven't seen many old retired guys with what I would call real eye candy here anyway. But beauty is clearly in the eye of the beholder and I respect that.

Maybe they have found women who genuinely care for them instead of superficial eye candy that only has her (or his) eye on your wallet?

Maybe but that's not the point i was making.

I just find it funny that a lot of these men passing judgment on female attributes are absolute train wrecks themselves.

One does have to wonder at how these women actually enjoy sex with their older BFs and husbands.

Do you honestly think that because you are younger that that makes you any more attractive to women? Half the young guys in Thailand are only here because they couldn't get laid to save their lives in their own country. They like to think they are god's gift because they heard someone call out "hello hansum man", and they actually start to believe it.

Yes, physically I believe it does.

Obviously there are other attributes like wealth, ability to provide etc but this thread is discussing bodies, not all the secondary crap the sexpats trot out to make themselves feel attractive

Most men are repulsed by fat, flabby bodies on older women and women - yes, Thai women too - feel the same way about fat, flabby, soft bodies on older men

No Thai woman wants to have sex with a fat, old and balding guy in off-white Y-fronts but they endure it in return for money.

You don't think they actually enjoy it, do you?

I'll take their opinion over yours'

You know it doesn't count when they're paid to say it, don't you?

[StreetCowboy]

Yeah sure there are fat balding guys under 40 but fat and bald will appeal more than fat, bald and old to a young Thai woman in terms of sheer physical attraction.

Fat and bald men don't appeal to me at all, no matter what their age.

Not keen on short men, weak men, hesitant men, or men with excessive hair, hairy back YUCK!

If I really had to choose again, slim, athletic, confident and owning their own house in the West.

Not all that bothered about age. A nice house is more important than age.

But then, I'm English.

Strewth! That was a lucky escape! There's more to being portly than just enjoying life, obviously

[Patsycat]

I'm just perfect, in my eyes. With my glasses on.

[marko kok prong]

I like licking it.

[Kenny202]

I like licking it.

man after my own heart :-)

[marko kok prong]

Yes,cos these girls are so clean,and they love that,a good rimming,mine postively purrs,until i move on to other more sensetive areas.Then she moans in delight,you have to train for this,and that's an enjoyable course too.

Edited June 15, 2016 by marko kok prong

[SoiBiker]

Thaivisa - the family forum.

[Kenny202]

Yes,cos these girls are so clean,and they love that,a good rimming,mine postively purrs,until i move on to other more sensetive areas.Then she moans in delight,you have to train for this,and that's an enjoyable course too.

you're too much buddy hahaha

[pgrahmm]

[kayo]

Very Good Pgrahmm ^^^

I think all the girls, of every nation, love my ass.

I do not like 'em big,

I do not like 'em wide,

I like 'em round and peachy,

And get my bit inside....

Edited June 17, 2016 by kayo

[sickwaterbuffalo2]

Thai woman prefer the apple that does not fall far from the three wich would be Thai men.

[giddyup]

Thai woman prefer the apple that does not fall far from the three wich would be Thai men.

No. It would be their mother, that's what the expression means, "like father like son, like mother like daughter"

Edited June 17, 2016 by giddyup

[FruitPudding]

Big and jolly.

[Jingthing]

On the big side, but still firm and bouncy, but not at the legendary big booty level.

Bubble butt ... not completely sure what that really means.

Definitely not too small, bony or flat, forget about it.

An imperfection or two, like a mole, or discoloration is endearing.

Perfection is boring.

Maybe some minor asymmetry in the cheeks. 

Not too hairy on the cheeks, but a little fuzzy is cool.

Getting into things, wink wink nod nod, as little hair as possible. More hygienic.

As far as coloring ... butts on blondes do the least for me.

Ginger ... can be disturbing. 

But I don't like too dark, OK that does sound racist, but if the butt shade is too dark when you slap it you can't see it turn red!

TMI?

 

[Kenny202]

On the big side, but still firm and bouncy, but not at the legendary big booty level.

Bubble butt ... not completely sure what that really means.

Definitely not too small, bony or flat, forget about it.

An imperfection or two, like a mole, or discoloration is endearing.

Perfection is boring.

Maybe some minor asymmetry in the cheeks. 

Not too hairy on the cheeks, but a little fuzzy is cool.

Getting into things, wink wink nod nod, as little hair as possible. More hygienic.

As far as coloring ... butts on blondes do the least for me.

Ginger ... can be disturbing. 

But I don't like too dark, OK that does sound racist, but if the butt shade is too dark when you slap it you can't see it turn red!

TMI?

 

You have to love a Coniseur :-)

[tifino]

 

a picture speaks a 1000 words...

 

 

2000 word essay

 

on the same group of coconuts palms she climbed as a kid

 

 

and yes, she really was climbing...

 

 

 

 

Edited September 4, 2016 by tifino

[swissie]

On 6/12/2016 at 1:06 PM, MissAndry said:

I'm enjoying my (former) husbands house and pension right now, he's still alive.

As for his bottom, I like his bottom not being in my bed.

Quote: "I'm enjoying my (former) husbands house and pension right now, he's still alive."
Miss Andry has just delivered proof positive, that she has the mindset of an average Pattaya Hooker. Bravo !
I could well imagine, that former husband is also quite happy not having to park his bottom near Mrs Andry's equivalent.
Cheers.
PS: If Mrs Andry should turn out to be Mr Andry = Trolling at it's best!

 

[JHolmesJr]

Well well...whaddya know...an ass thread. 

 

Times are changing around here. 

[Jingthing]

5 minutes ago, JHolmesJr said:

Well well...whaddya know...an ass thread. 

 

Times are changing around here. 

It got better?

Or perhaps butt-er? 

[JHolmesJr]

Im all for it...we need an adult section...no prudes allowed. 

[lanng khao]

I like them that tight,that when the fart only dogs can hear it..