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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

 

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

 

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where is the bar tender?"

 

 

 

 

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